What turns out to be a Russian Forpost version of the IAI Searcher reconnaissance UAV is purportedly shot down in the Al-Eis area of Southern Aleppo. (Wreckage video and pics in the comments.) twitter.com/mohmad_rashee…
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DRDOs new UAV in the work - The Archer.
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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[CONFLICT][RETRO] Operation Tiger Poaching

MAP

Recently Muslim United Liberation Tigers of Assam (MULTA) have once again raised its ugly head, so internet services have been shut down and a Curfew imposed in the region, now it is the time to deal with them with force. Of the six camps, two are in Bangladesh but we have got permission to use Artillery on them.

Operation Tiger Poaching would be conducted in two parts, both carried out simultaneously:

Part 1: Artillery

Two teams, A and B respectively, comprising of the following units would be deployed near the Indo-Bangladesh border and start firing early in the morning before dawn.

Name Type Number Notes
Dhanush 155 mm towed howitzer 2 Batteries
Pinaka MBRL Mk2 MLRS 1 Battery
IAI Searcher Mark-II Reconnaissance UAV 2

After a few rounds of firing, Bangladesh Police would search the camps for any surviving terrorist, arms or documents. Since the Accuracy of our equipment of high enough and no civilians structure within 900m of the camps, no collateral damage is expected.

Part 2: Air Strikes

For the first time after 1966 Indian Air Force is being authorised to carry out Air strikes in a territory under Indian control and during the pre mission briefing a Su-30 pilot reportedly said that they should do it more often.

The basic plan is clear, just before the dawn go and bomb the camps, come back and then the Pilots can have a day off.

Aircraft Squadron, Base Number Target Notes
HAL Tejas Mk2 No. 18 Squadron (Flying Bullets from Tezpur AFS 3 Camp 1 Armed with Sudarshan
Sukhoi Su-30MKI No.2 Squadron (Winged Arrows) from Tezpur AFS 3 Camp 2 Armed withGPB-HSLD-500 kg
No. 106 Squadron (Lynxes) from Tezpur AFS 3 Camp 5 Armed with[GPB-HSLD-500 kg](http
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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School Was Clothed
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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Spi__
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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That’s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Guns
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The two genders
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If β€œwomb” is pronounced β€œwoom” and β€œtomb” is pronounced β€œtoom” then shouldn’t β€œbomb” be pronounced…

β€œBOOM”?!

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Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn’t work.

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A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."

"That's what they're fighting about."

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I like my coffee how I like my slaves

free

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I couldn’t rush more than this to post it!
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[CONFLICT] Naxal Hunting Season, 2028

Mitroon! The Naxals have recently claimed lives of 2008 Indian citizens, saying that we will kill five of their men for each Indian killed would be a gross overvaluation of lives of these worthless terrorists, still this is my, the Government's, commitment to you. Our forces have already taken about 700, nine thousands still remain. With immediate effect, I am withdrawing CRPF battalions except CoBRA commandos from red corridor, they served us well all these years but this threat is well above their level, and an equal number of Army Battalions would take their place ...

-Extracts from the PM Modi's monthly radio address 'Mann Ki Baat'

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Three Naxals Camps in central India have been identified with 50-150 men in each [M: BLOPs mods can confirm]. To each of them, the following would be sent:

Name Type Number Notes
Dhanush 155 mm towed howitzer 2 Batteries With unguided rounds
Pinaka MBRL Mk2 MLRS 1 Battery
HAL Light Combat Helicopter (Limited Series Production) Attack helicopter 1
IAI Searcher Mark-II Reconnaissance UAV 2
OFB Yuktirath MRAP 5 With 10 armed CoBRA commandos on each.

Since the pressure IED used by Naxals are deadly and limbs flying around don't do much good for morale, initially the howitzers and MLRS will stay at a safe distance(about 60-80 Km) and rain down munition on the camps. The attack helicopter would provide firing support. After some time, when by the use of drones it is made sure that no further use of artillery is required, OFB Yuktirath would carry troops to recover any money, arms or documents that weren't destroyed in the firing.

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It seems that she has got a bounty on her head
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Happy moo year! !
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What's the opposite of a croissant?

A happy Uncle.....

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I asked my daughter, "If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?" Rolling her eyes, she said, "I give up. What?"

"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"

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My son’s fourth birthday was today, but when he came to see me I didn’t recognize him at first.

I’d never seen him be 4.

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This just in from my daughter: What do you live in if you live in Antarctica?

Ice-olation.

She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭

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My son said, "What rhymes with orange?" I pondered for a while and replied...

"No, it doesn't."

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As i child i was forced to walk the plank

We couldn't afford a dog...

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True love is...
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Why is 6 afraid of 7 (this punchline is actually different)?

Actually different

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