A list of puns related to "I Lived"
I was in the mall with my family. A guy is in the mall with a pair of jumper cables (Legit jumper cables in the mall and I donβt know why) he got on the escalator ahead of me. I tapped him on the shoulder and told him, βHey, donβt try to start anything in hereβ
That makes me a SLUT resident
He said "Si"
but sadly we drifted apart.
I can't wait to tell that to people a thousand years from now!
Eventually we drifted apart.
And bragging to all my friends that I am a Mail Escort.
I was always the top of my class.
He had a complex complex complex
I made Massachusetts live up to its name.
My wife: Really?
Me: Yes. Litter Alley.
She was a rare medium well done.
Long time no C.
I lived in Vegas and the same guy was always asking me for "spare change" at the Market. So one day I brought him a donut ,a lugwrench, and a car jack.
it was my hubble abode
βAn autobiographyβ
We called him Justin, the Knick of time.
Dad: Yello?
Friend: Hi is emphaticstatic there?
Dad: Yes she is here.
Friend: ...
Dad: ...
Dad: Oooh you want to talk to her!
Whenever I had friends over he would always ask them: "are you on your bike?" When the reply was "yes," he immediately responded "get off then."
[in the backyard]
Dad: How come you still haven't cleaned your car.
Me: Sorry I just didn't have any time.
Dad: (walks over to plants)There's thyme right here, and scallions.
My dad suggested that we should have gone up to the house, climbed the steps, knocked on the door and asked:
"Hello, is Stalin?"
It still makes me sigh with disbelief that I never saw it coming.
"not yet!" Mind blown.
Points to Police Car
"sorry4partying did you know why there's so much crime in New Orleans?
Because there's NO PD!"
Joke was recycled by him 4-5 times throughout the 4 years I lived there.
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