I, Frankenstein Puns

A list of puns related to "I, Frankenstein"

A mummy, a werewolf, a witch, Frankenstein's monster, and Dracula walk into a restaurant.

The hostess asks them how many they need seating for. The mummy tries to answer, but no one can understand it. Frankenstein's monster just says "FOOOOD." The werewolf turns around to the group and starts numbering them off, and realizes Dracula is missing.

The hostess asks again, "How many in the party?"

The werewolf turns back to get and answers, "I'm not sure. I lost Count."

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👤︎ u/Whipstache_Designs
📅︎ Aug 15 2022
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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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How does a mad scientist get out of trouble with the authorities?

The bribe of Frankenstein.

(No, I’m not sorry and I don’t feel bad even a little.)

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👤︎ u/Bad_Mad_Man
📅︎ Oct 16 2021
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Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner

Bride: How come you never help with the dinner

Frankenstein: I did

Bride: How?

Frankenstein: I did the mash...

Bride: Don't you dare

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👤︎ u/moodsta
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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Puns for my extra credit in English

Hello, if you could please make a funny pun so I could get extra credit for the title of my essay, that would be great.

Topic: Pursuit of Knowledge- Frankenstein.

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👤︎ u/dudeho
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Did you know Albert Einstein had a younger brother named Frank?

He was a Monster.

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👤︎ u/HiroBrowe
📅︎ Nov 05 2021
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