Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Frankenstein was excited
It was his first 'body-building' competition.
At that moment, Dr. Frankenstein knew what it felt like to be God.
Frankenstein’s monster was watching porn on his laptop when his wife came home. She didn’t find out because luckily...
He hid the Mac. He hid the monster Mac.
Who is the Australian Frankenstein's favourite music artist?
Rihanna, mate.
Frankenstein enters a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
Who did Frankenstein's monster bring to the party?
His Ghoulfriend!
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What type of cheese does Frankenstein eat?
Muenster
Dr. Frankenstein is experimenting with a new monster made with a cheese body.
It's Frankenstein's Muenster.
Victor Frankenstein must have been pretty buff
He was a bodybuilder
Dr Frankenstein once went to a body building competition.
It was all a terrible misunderstanding.
If doctor Frankenstein was real, he would probably have been the first body builder in history.
Literally.
Frankenstein..
Frankenstein enters a body building competition, and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...
...he finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
