What do you call a North Korean hype beast ?

A supreme leader.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaelp667
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What’s with all the hype over sawed-off shotguns?

I know, right? With that level of demand, you’d think they’d be called β€œsawed-after.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kittyabbygirl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Did you read all hype about the new corduroy pillows?

They're really making headlines!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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I'm still not quite sure I get all the hype about the World Cup...
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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I do not understand all this hype about Donald Glover.....

He's kinda Childish tbh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeetofMario
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Many people like to drink coffee but I don't get the hype
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndyVelez
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2016
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Tesla is making an electric lawnmower.

It's called E-Lawn.

Credit to @TeslaHype on Twitter

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Double dad

So, my sister is having her final tests on high school (I'm in college and have a really cute son with my girlfried) and got home today with a weird look on her eyes. Me and dad were having some sandwiches and watching The Empire Strikes Back (Star Wars marathon hype!). I looked at her and asked what happened, she immediately responded "I'm tired as fuck." By that point, I looked at my dad. He was looking at me, with a sparkle on his eyes. We both stood up, walked to her and said together: "HELLO TIRED AS FUCK, WE ARE DAD" Even my mother started laughing. It was hillarious.

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I finally got an Apple Watch for my birthday.

Dunno what the hype’s about. Didn’t taste anything like an apple, I don’t have time for false advertising.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jadekinsjackson
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What did Mario say to peach when they broke up?

It's not a you, it's a me-a-mario!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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My dad’s version of β€œThe Night Before Christmas”

A Christmas Poem
by Dad (1952–2009)

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the shack,
Not a creature was stirring, we was all in the sack;

Our mugs were placed on the mantle with cheer,
In hope that Saint Nick would bring us a beer;

And me I was tucked up all snug in my bed,
But strains of sweet music still danced through my head;

So I sprang from my bed with a crash and a clatter,
And off down the hall with bare feet did I patter;

There on the chair sat my musical pipe,
So I sat down to play without fanfare or hype;

Come Mozart, come Hayden, Stravinski and Strauss,
And write me some music to bring down the house;

When down from the chimney appeared with a crash,
A strange little man in the smoke and the ash;

He wiggled and jumped and got up like a shot,
Came over and said, "Man those cinders are hot!";

His stomach it shook like a bowl full of jelly,
For a moment I thought it was dear old aunt Nelly;

His nose like a cherry, his ears like two jugs,
I was worried that this guy just might be on drugs;

His language was foul, his jokes they were crass,
So I opened the door and threw him out on his ass;

But then as I turned, boy was I ever surprised;
I saw what he'd bought me, or so I surmised;

For there in the corner right under the tree,
Was some brand new sheet music and a case of O.V.;

I turned to say thank-you but found he had gone,
He was not in the garden and not on the lawn;

And just when I thought that he couldn't get far,
I realized the old goat had stolen the car;

Off in the distance he said with a wheeze,
"I hated to do it but you left me the keys!";

I smiled and laughed for this much I could savour,
For I'd just sold the car to my idiot neighbour;

And once more he called as he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and don't drive when you're tight!"

Thank you for everything, Dad. We love and miss you.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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In regards to the Amazon Prime Day let down

Shared an article with friends talking about how much of a let down the sales were for the Amazon Prime Day today.

Friend: "Go figure. All hype, no deliver."

Me: "Well, they are delivering. Two-day free shipping even!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2015
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