A list of puns related to "Hydroxyprogesterone caproate"
TL;DR Makena has not proven to be effective in its post-approval trials. You can talk to your doctor about the implications of this news if you are currently taking the medication.
I'm now 30w3d along with baby #2. I was prescribed weekly Makena progestin injections, since I ruptured early and had my first baby at 36w3d. This drug is intended to help prevent preterm birth when a history of one or more preterm singleton births exists. I am not high risk based on any other factors.
When going to refill my prescription online, I came across an article from March 8th (two days ago) released by the manufacturer that states that the drug has failed to prove effective in its post-approval trial. It was given accelerated approval by the FDA in 2011 and this trial was part of the approval commitment. Additional sub-group analyses will be conducted, as a spokesperson from the manufacturer notes that the majority of the subjects were enrolled from outside of the U.S. and therefore the difference between the outcome of this study and the initial study can be attributed to their demographics.
http://www.amagpharma.com/news/amag-pharmaceuticals-announces-topline-results-from-the-prolong-trial-evaluating-makena-hydroxyprogesterone-caproate-injection/
I have sent this link to my doctor to open discussion about whether or not to continue treatment, as I've never been convinced that it was necessary for me to commit the money and time (weekly doctor visits) to it. My daughter was born 4 days under the cutoff to qualify for the medicine, but was a normal healthy weight, had excellent APGAR scores, and has had no issues since (including during) birth. Anyway, just thought that if any other mommas on here are receiving this type of treatment that they may want to know about this.
Are you a crazy tranny who uses sketchy internet pharmacies to order grey market hormones from remote pacific islands instead seeing a doctor like a normal human being? Maybe your dad is Donald Trump. Maybe youโre in Antarctica, 9 million miles from the nearest informed consent clinic. Maybe youโre holding your body hostage so the FUCKING NHS has to treat you in the name of harm reduction. Whatever your reasons, look up your medications to see your horoscope.
โข Estradiol: You think calling your hormones โtiddy skittlesโ is funny.
โข Spironolactone: You like to make pickle memes on /r/traa. You actually care about your health and that's why you donโt use Cypro.
โข Cyproterone Acetate: You feel a smug sense of superiority over people on Spiro cause youโre on an antiandrogen that actually works. You secretly want to die so thatโs why you donโt care about the prolactinoma, liver failure, and blood clot risks.
โข Bicalutamide: You like to think youโre cutting edge. You had a smartwatch before it was cool.
โข Progesterone: You read somewhere that Progesterone just might possibly theoretically maybe make your boobs the tiniest bit bigger and so you instantly ordered some.
โข Estradiol Benzoate/Valerate: You (correctly) believe hormone injections are badass.
โข Finesteride/Dutesteride. You naively cling to the hope that your hair will grow back. It wonโt.
โข Rectal Progesterone: Youโre a horny bitch and you like sticking things up your butt.
โข Lupron/Goserelin/Triptorelin: You are rich.
โข Medroxyprogesterone Acetate: You secretly wish you were a cis woman so you could be a TERF. You read the blog Gender Apostates. Taking Depo-Provera shots makes you feel like a real wombyn with a uterus on birth control. You secretly hope it gives you a blood clot and you die.
โข Hydroxyprogesterone Caproate: You watched a Kathoey beauty pageant once and everyone was so pretty. You know its what all the Thai girls use and you want to feel exotic.
โข Tamoxifen/Raloxifene: As an enby you feel the need to prove youโre a real tranny and not a pink haired snowflake trender who doesnโt medically transition. What better way to do this than take synthetic hormones which will give you a blood clot and kill you. (/uj Tamoxifen and Raloxifene are for transitioning but not growing boobs, It's unclear if they actually work /j).
โข Lenaโs Homemade Estradiol Enthanate: You think it's totally safe. I mean she even sterilizes it in a pressure cooker in her kitchen/sket
... keep reading on reddit โกI think LPCN is a strong dip buy amid this chaos in penny stocks.
The court case has been delayed and new date should be announced very soon as a catalyst. In the pending suit against Clarus Therapeutics, Inc. ("Clarus") Lipocine isย alleging that Clarus's JATENZOยฎ product infringes Lipocine's U.S. patents: 9,034,858; 9,205,057; 9,480,690; and 9,757,390.
Lipocine Inc., a clinical-stage biopharmaceutical company, focuses on the development of pharmaceutical products for the treatment of metabolic and endocrine disorders. Its lead product candidate is TLANDO, an oral testosterone replacement therapy. The company's pipeline candidates also include LPCN 1111, an oral testosterone therapy product for once daily dosing that completed Phase 2b testing; LPCN 1148, an oral prodrug of bioidentical testosterone for the treatment of non-alcoholic steatohepatitis cirrhosis (NASH); LPCN 1107, an oral hydroxyprogesterone caproate product for the prevention of recurrent preterm birth; and LPCN 1144, an oral prodrug of bioidentical testosterone that is in Phase 2 Clinical trial for the treatment of NASH.
NASH biometrics and biopsy results, Tlando partnership news, and trial news should be any time soon to which hopefully the stock doubles.
The recent results of the 12 weeks MRI Lift Phase 2 NASH trial are very impressive. Fat reduction from start of study in subjects with liver fat >5% at start = 46.9% and Fat reduction from start of study in subjects with liver fat >30% at start = 63.2%.
If LPCN had enlisted more subjects with liver fat over 30% as some competitors did, their overall average would have been significantly higher. Very impressive. (from Yahoo).
Vanguard and Blackrock with the highest institutional holdings.
Analyst ratings is a strong buy. Low PT: $3 High: $10. Av: $5.33.
I'm holding for the whole year unless something drastically changes. But short term this is also great for the catalysts coming up.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
What is $LPCN?
What is their main pipeline?
What are their other pipelines?
What is TLANDO?
What is Hypogonadism?
TLANDO Market Opportunity
It really does, I swear!
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐ Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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