Why did Ben-Hur (1959) "excel" as a film?
Because of all the columns and rows!
Old guy at the barbershop: "Is that Ben-Hur playing on the the TV?"
"Yep."
"What ever hastened to Ben-Him?"
My dad has a great idea for a sequel to Ben Hur
He calls it "Ben Hur 2: Ben Hur, Done That"
What do you call two guys above a window?
Kurt & Rod
Why are constipated people so cool with everything?
They don't give a shit.
What did Harry Potter say when he tripped over his broom?
"Ow !! I Hur'-my-knee !!"
We were talking about Algebra last night.
We were talking about the use of algebra since leaving school.
Me: "But why do we need to know algebra?!" Him: "Because 'Why' equals something."
With the biggest grin on his face.
Hur hur hur.
"I'm gonna run to the store, you want anything?" -Me
Dad: Y'know, it'd be quicker if you drove, hur hur!
Or sometimes, Dad: I was gonna ask for ice cream, but if you're not driving, it'll be melted before you get back, hur hur!
Sadly, I've now started saying the first one. <crying>
