I joke, therefore they groan

At the dinner table, my wife found herself trying to explain to the kids what philosophy was. She asked them, "well, what is it that make people different from animals?" I said, well, I know why people are different than horses...

...People can sit around and talk about philosophy, but you shouldn't put Descarte before a horse!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoonhocket
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2022
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Can you tell me something about modern philosophy?

I Kant.

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2022
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Me, trying to sound smart: So, who is your favorite philosopher?

Her: It’s Hume.

Me: Sorry, whom is your favorite philosopher?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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