If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That’s very humerus.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/htimsmith
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I have never heard a joke about bones that wasn't humerus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubeykeebler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Some people were born with a funny bone, but I have a humerus arm!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Permanent Anatomy Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackalopeoff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I feel sad for those who have a prosthetic arm.

Because they lack a humerus bone in their body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcshark813
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What did the skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit.

His whole family found that humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Once I found a funny bone

I boiled it. It made a laughing stock. It was humerus like the bone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-gutter-of-man
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Why are older men so good at dad jokes?

Their funny bone has groan up so theyre more humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greycatblackdog
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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keep scrolling pls

i'd tell you a joke about bones. but it probably wont be a humerus as it should be. tibia honest, it doesnt have a lot of back bone put into it. it'll just make me seem like a numb skull anyways so, imma go skullking in the bar. see ya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrozenScavengers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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This should tickle your funny bone.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-Dahm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2014
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My friends have a bone to pick with me

Friends: You don't have a funny bone in your body

Me: what do you mean I've got two right here shows upper arms

Friends: what

Me: they're humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neragonian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Why did the necromancer laugh at the ritual sacrifice?

He misplaced his sacrificial bones with his HUMERUS ones!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatsMrRobert2U
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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I finally got to use this dad joke on my wife for the first time ever.

She hit her funny bone at a restaurant. I told her β€œThat’s humerus.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asianprivelege
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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My 10 year old son's science test set me up for the perfect Dad Joke.

Me: How did you do on the muscles and bones test?

Son: I mixed up the cranium and the skull.

Me: That was a boneheaded mistake.

Son: (Sarcastic) Ha ha.

I guess he didn't find my joke humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goconrad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2014
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30 Skeleton puns. Can you handle the skull rattling mayhem?

The Duke of Dance: If i don't stop soon, you're really gonna have a bone to pick with me.

The Duke of Dance: I need to stop being such a numbskull.

The Duke of Dance: help.

Sans: I gotta write these down.

The Duke of Dance: I don't have enough backbone to deal with my own shit

The Duke of Dance: but that's tibea expected.

Sans: I find this humerus.

The Duke of Dance: damn

The Duke of Dance: stole my next one.

The Duke of Dance: I'm not fibulaing you when i say, i'm running out of material. I'm really trying to think of more puns here, but i'm patellaing you, i'm out.

Sans: I don't even know this many bone names.

The Duke of Dance: My cranium is empty. i'm running bone-dry here.

The Duke of Dance: But you'r quite sternum in your wanting of these puns.

The Duke of Dance: don't worry, i'll stop temporalily. Not really tho.

The Duke of Dance: I'm taking these puns to the maxilla.

Sans: Can you make a pelvis pun?

The Duke of Dance: Not really. I can't think of any. So no hip hip hooray here.

Sans: That was alright.

The Duke of Dance: Are you having a femury time?

The Duke of Dance: I find myself sacruming to the need to make puns.

The Duke of Dance: helpican'tstop

Sans: I'm having a pun time.

The Duke of Dance: I'm gonna turbinate my puns, cuz i'm on my last leg-bones here.

The Duke of Dance: i'm getting desperate, you can tell.

The Duke of Dance: I didn't name a specific bone.

The Duke of Dance: Which is almost completely mandableitory.

The Duke of Dance: I have made more puns tonight than i have in a LONG time.

The Duke of Dance: Throw me a bone here, have i made enough skeleton puns?

Sans: There will never be enough skeleton puns. Mind makin' a list for me?

The Duke of Dance: Do

The Duke of Dance: Do you want me to write everything i just said down for you?

The Duke of Dance: I'm quivering at the thought of coming up with more skeleton puns.

Sans: I don't see any arrows.

Sans: Don't be a lazy bones, come up with more.

The Duke of Dance: I'll see you later, my vertebrah.

Sans: Have you any backbone?

The Duke of Dance: I already made that one.

The Duke of Dance: :3

Sans: SCREW IT, I'M MAKING ANOTHER

The Duke of Dance: Not so easy coming up with fresh material, is it?

The Duke of Dance: Also, "quiver" is another name for one of your joints.

The Duke of Dance: I'm just really looking at medical sites for this shit.

Sans: CURSE YOU GOOGLE.

The Duke of Dance: it's tibea expected. <Favorite skeleton pun, using it again

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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At the crime scene

Detective: You need to take this seriously Me (laughing): I am picks up leg bone Me: I found this humerus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imav8n
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The doctor read my X-ray and said that I can't laugh for six weeks.

He told me I broke my humerus bone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derderder1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock......that’s humerus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tea_with_Becca
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus .

That's humerus .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skynetdyne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock

Now that’s humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dooniel5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I think I am funny...

Because being humerus is in my bones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skaa0
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