If Hugh Hefner had a noise machine, which noises would he listen to?

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What did Mick Jagger say when he found Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

'Hey, hey, Hugh, Hugh, get off of McCloud"

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Hugh Hefner kicked some monks off his property today

The monks were selling flowers in front of the playboy mention when they were kicked out. When asked about it, the monk replied β€œif it was anybody else we would have gotten away with it, but only Hugh can prevent florist friars”

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Hugh Hefner isn't dead, he just moved to Alabama
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Not mine, but from Colin Mochrie in Whose Line Is It Anyway

β€œFamous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.”

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My favorite quote from Colin Mochrie

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the Friars to close down their stall which was outside the mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one Friar, "Well if it was anyone else we might have gotten away from it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist Friars".

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