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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Howard we doing today?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/srujanh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Doesn’t matter who posts something about Mayberry, Ron Howard is the OP

Might be a grandpa joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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God's Name is Howard

Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lod254
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Gf: this is my dad, Howard

Me: nice to meet you. Howard you doing?

Howard: is this the one?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roboragemachine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Thanks to the Andy Griffith Show, Ron Howard...

...was the first OP.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Ron Howard has started a pizza chain exclusively for Redditors.

It’s calledβ€” Opie delivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Inbound call: Hi Howard, Howard you doing today?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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I really hope Ron Howard does an AMA and that he promises somebody something...

...just so I can leave the comment "surely Opie will deliver"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waltpsu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?

A sighborg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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From the deck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Aitch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Nice to meet you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Marry him !!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/don_gv
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Three little pigs

Once upon a time there were three little pigs, Pork Chop, Hambone, and Bacon.

The boys lived at home with their mother. One day their mother said, β€œI no longer have enough food to feed you boys, you need to go out on your own and find your fortunes.”

Not wanting to upset their mother they left the house together to seek their fortunes.

Several miles into their journey Bacon, the little pig everyone liked best, said, β€œLet’s build our houses here! This seems like a great place to start making our fortunes.”

Pork Chop and Hambone agreed. So they all began building their houses.

Pork Chop, the laziest of the bunch, decided to build his house out of straw, which he apparently stole from a nearby field. It was not a very sturdy building material, but Pork Chop didn’t care. All he wanted to do was play all day, and he didn’t want to spend too much time building.

Hambone was willing to work a bit harder and he decided to build his house out of sticks which he procured by de-limbing every tree within a 300 meter radius of their homestead.

Hambone and Pork Chop were happy. Now all they had to do was to play and sleep the rest of the day.

Now Bacon was a hard worker. He knew that his brothers had used bad materials and shoddy construction methods and he wanted to build the best house he could. He found several tons of bricks stacked in neatly ordered pallets in the forest which he decided to use for his building material. It took him several days, but when he was done Bacon had the best house on the homestead.

The next day a wolf, Scott Howard, happened upon the pig brothers and their new homestead. He spied the straw house and smelled Pork Chop inside and began to think to himself that Pork Chop would make a mighty fine meal, so Scott went and knocked on the door.

Scott said, β€œLittle Pig! Little Pig! Let me in!”

Pork Chop replied, β€œNo way JosΓ©! Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!”

Scott, undeterred by the reply says, β€œThen I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your crappy straw house to the ground!”

Scott began to huff and puff. He was evidently having some sort of asthma attack, but after a few tugs from his handy dandy rescue inhaler, he was able to muster enough wind to blow Pork Chops straw house to the ground.

Pork Chop narrowly escaped Scott’s massive jaws. Scared, and now homeless, Pork Chop ran for the nearest shelter he could see. Hambone’s house.

Scott, undeterred, chased Pork Chop to his new hiding place. Scott was very pleas

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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The Sitter-Downers, starring the Three Stooges

[the Three Stooges pick names out of a hat, to determine who gets to marry which girl]
Larry (Larry Fine): I got Florabell!
Florabelle: Darling!
Moe (Moe Howard): I got Corabell!
Corabelle: Oh, Darling!
Curly (Curly Howard): I got Stetson! What one is she?

(from the Three Stooges short film, The Sitter-Downers)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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HP Dadjoke

Imagine if Sirius got married and has a kid and they were arguing and his kid was like 'Are you serious?' and he's be so torn. What dad joke does he make? 'Why yes I am Sirius' or 'No I'm not serius, I am dad'. Which one? Which one would he make?

I found this on the internet today and it was too funny not to share.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maart1403
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2015
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Dad joked at the theater [GotG after credits spoilers]

After the credits rolled in typical Marvel fashion, we had an easter egg, of Howard the Duck.

"Looks like the easter egg hatched, otherwise we wouldn't have seen Howard"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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