I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
Why doesn’t the french army serve hors d'oeuvres?
They’re worried about a Crudités-ta.
My girlfriend said she'd only marry me if I overcame my ambulance obsession.
I can't wait to get down on one knee nor knee nor knee nor!
Me and a friend started a trend on my Language Arts door.
I'm gonna have a catering company that specializes in small plates & call it Pemdas.
Y'know, since it'll be hors d'oeuvre operations.
I make Soldier Soup for my kid’s sleepovers.
It always follows hor d’oeuvres.
Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party?
It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres.
