Tmutarakan Puns

Rossiyskaya Gazeta (official print organ of the Government of the Russian Federation): Tmutarakansky stone - The inscription on it undeniably confirms the close connection of Ancient Rus with modern Crimea

Taman stone

>When in 1787 Russian troops took the Taman Peninsula, the need arose to prove that this territory belonged to Russia since ancient times and by right. And quite quickly there was historical evidence that Taman is Tmutarakan, mentioned in Russian chronicles. According to the official version, at the end of the summer of 1792, during the extraction of stone in the area of ​​the old fortress, a marble slab with a carved inscription was discovered. The inscription read that in 1068 the Russian prince Gleb measured the Kerch Strait from Tmutarakan to Kerch (now the slab is kept in the Hermitage, and in the Taman Archaeological Museum there is a part of a marble column installed in Taman in 1803 and dedicated to the famous find. The inscription on the column reads: "The witness of the past centuries served Catherine the Great to the acquisition of the historical truth about the kingdom of Tmutarakan ..."). Thus, it turned out that Russian troops did not conquer Kerch, but returned what belonged to Russia already in the 11th century.
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>Doubts about this slab were expressed for a long time: the timeliness of the find, and the peculiarities of the spelling, and the meaning of this slab are suspicious. It is also strange that the inscription begins not from the left side of the slab, but is pressed against its right end. It is difficult to imagine that a person engraving the inscription on a slab starts his writing from the middle. If he translates letters from a ready-made stencil, then such an arrangement of the inscription does not cause surprise.
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>As a result, despite the natural suspicions of qualified specialists, the stove played the role of a “border pillar” assigned to it, and now no one doubts that Taman is Tmutarakan. Exactly the same situation thing happened in Iraq during the discovery of Babylon - but on a much larger scale.

Fragment from the book "History no more: The greatest historical fo

Hello!

Today I want again to make a special sale of medieval and ancient coins: bulk lots and single coins!

Proofs and photos are here: https://imgur.com/a/ODfp0rv

Prices are below, worldwide registered shipping of each amount of these lots is $5:

• Lot 1: 20 Russian wire coins recognized by catalog numbers - $55. You can find information about each coins by putting it number into Numista search with KG prefix.
• Lot 2: Russian wire coins - silver and copper - $32
• Lot 3: Russian wire, Khanate of Crimea, Riga under Sweden occupation, Golden Horde - $52
• Lot 4: Livonia/Riga/Polish-Lithovian coins + some Russian wire + a couple of Golden Horde coins) - $40
• Lot 5: 5 coins of Grand Principality of Moscow (1486-1534): Denga - Ivan III, Denga - Ivan III; Denga - Vasiliy III; Denga - Vasiliy III (Tver mint); Denga - Ivan III (Novgorod mint) - $49
• Lot 6: 10 nice XIV century coins from Golden Horde (3 silver + 7 copper): Muhammad Öz Beg Khan (Qrim al-Maqrus mint) 720AH with countermark "Khan"; Jani Beg Khan (Gulistan mint) 752 AH; Berdi Beg (Gulistan mint) 759 AH; Pul - Jani Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint - two-headed eagle type); Pul - beast looking to right and the full sun (temp. Muhammad Öz Beg Khan, Saray al-Jadida mint) 737AH; Pul - Jani Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint) flower type; Pul - temp. Tokhtamysh Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint); Pul - 2-headed eagle within hexagram/ Triangle - temp. Aziz Shaykh (Gulistan mint) 766AH; [Pul - 16 pul

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

BamBOO!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

Hello!

Today I want again to make a special sale of medieval and ancient coins: bulk lots and single coins!

Proofs and photos are here: https://imgur.com/a/UsmBPFK

Prices are below, worldwide registered shipping of each amount of these lots is $5:

• Lot 1: 20 Russian wire coins recognized by catalog numbers - $59. You can find information about each coins by putting it number into Numista search with KG prefix.
• Lot 2: Russian wire coins - silver and copper - $33
• Lot 3: Russian wire, Khanate of Crimea, Riga under Sweden occupation, Golden Horde - $54
• Lot 4: Livonia/Riga/Polish-Lithovian coins + some Russian wire + a couple of Golden Horde coins) - $42
• Lot 5: 5 coins of Grand Principality of Moscow (1486-1534): Denga - Ivan III, Denga - Ivan III; Denga - Vasiliy III; Denga - Vasiliy III (Tver mint); Denga - Ivan III (Novgorod mint) - $49
• Lot 6: 10 nice XIV century coins from Golden Horde (3 silver + 7 copper): Muhammad Öz Beg Khan (Qrim al-Maqrus mint) 720AH with countermark "Khan"; Jani Beg Khan (Gulistan mint) 752 AH; Berdi Beg (Gulistan mint) 759 AH; Pul - Jani Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint - two-headed eagle type); Pul - beast looking to right and the full sun (temp. Muhammad Öz Beg Khan, Saray al-Jadida mint) 737AH; Pul - Jani Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint) flower type; Pul - temp. Tokhtamysh Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint); Pul - 2-headed eagle within hexagram/ Triangle - temp. Aziz Shaykh (Gulistan mint) 766AH; [Pul - 16 puls

Rossiyskaya Gazeta (official print organ of the Government of the Russian Federation): Tmutarakansky stone – The inscription on it undeniably confirms the close connection of Ancient Rus with modern Crimea

https://preview.redd.it/dehwoqmviqv61.jpg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1981f3f560d96bb2eec4e31aff76208fa1c1952

>Taman stab
>
>When in 1787 Russian troops took the Taman Peninsula, the need arose to prove that this territory belonged to Russia since ancient times and by right. And quite quickly there was historical evidence that Taman is Tmutarakan, mentioned in Russian chronicles. According to the official version, at the end of the summer of 1792, during the extraction of stone in the area of ​​the old fortress, a marble slab with a carved inscription was discovered. The inscription read that in 1068 the Russian prince Gleb measured the Kerch Strait from Tmutarakan to Kerch (now the slab is kept in the Hermitage, and in the Taman Archaeological Museum there is a part of a marble column installed in Taman in 1803 and dedicated to the famous find. The inscription on the column reads: “The witness of the past centuries served Catherine the Great to the acquisition of the historical truth about the kingdom of Tmutarakan …”). Thus, it turned out that Russian troops did not conquer Kerch, but returned what belonged to Russia already in the 11th century.
>
>Doubts about this slab were expressed for a long time: the timeliness of the find, and the peculiarities of the spelling, and the meaning of this slab are suspicious. It is also strange that the inscription begins not from the left side of the slab, but is pressed against its right end. It is difficult to imagine that a person engraving the inscription on a slab starts his writing from the middle. If he translates letters from a ready-made stencil, then such an arrangement of the inscription does not cause surprise.
>
>As a result, despite the natural suspicions of qualified specialists, the stove played the role of a “border pillar” assigned to it, and now no one doubts that Taman is Tmutarakan. Exactly the same situation thing happened in Iraq during the discovery of Babylon – but on a much larger scale.

Fragment from the book [“History no more: The greatest historical forgeries” by Andrey Stepanenko](https://pub.

Hello!

Today I want again to make a special sale of medieval and ancient coins: bulk lots and single coins!

Proofs and photos are here: https://imgur.com/a/KAAeB1m

Prices are below, worldwide registered shipping of each amount of these lots is $5:

• Lot 1: 20 Russian wire coins recognized by catalog numbers - $55. You can find information about each coins by putting it number into Numista search with KG prefix.
• Lot 2: Russian wire coins - silver and copper - $32
• Lot 3: Russian wire, Khanate of Crimea, Riga under Sweden occupation, Golden Horde - $53
• Lot 4: Livonia/Riga/Polish-Lithovian coins + some Russian wire + a couple of Golden Horde coins) - $41
• Lot 5: 5 coins of Grand Principality of Moscow (1486-1534): Denga - Ivan III, Denga - Ivan III; Denga - Vasiliy III; Denga - Vasiliy III (Tver mint); Denga - Ivan III (Novgorod mint) - $49
• Lot 6: 10 nice XIV century coins from Golden Horde (3 silver + 7 copper): Muhammad Öz Beg Khan (Qrim al-Maqrus mint) 720AH with countermark "Khan"; Jani Beg Khan (Gulistan mint) 752 AH; Berdi Beg (Gulistan mint) 759 AH; Pul - Jani Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint - two-headed eagle type); Pul - beast looking to right and the full sun (temp. Muhammad Öz Beg Khan, Saray al-Jadida mint) 737AH; Pul - Jani Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint) flower type; Pul - temp. Tokhtamysh Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint); Pul - 2-headed eagle within hexagram/ Triangle - temp. Aziz Shaykh (Gulistan mint) 766AH; [Pul - 16 puls

Hello!

Today I want to make a special sale of medieval coins: bulk lots and single coins!

Proofs and photos are here: https://imgur.com/a/LhXMWbJ

Prices are below, worldwide registered shipping of each amount of these lots is $5:

• Lot 1: 20 Russian wire coins recognized by catalog numbers - $60. You can find information about each coins by putting it number into Numista search with KG prefix.
• Lot 2: Russian wire coins - silver and copper - $34
• Lot 3: Russian wire coins - silver and copper - $114
• Lot 4: Russian wire, Khanate of Crimea, Riga under Sweden occupation, Golden Horde - $55
• Lot 5: Livonia/Riga/Polish-Lithovian coins + some Russian wire + a couple of Golden Horde coins) - $43
• Lot 6: 5 coins of Grand Principality of Moscow (1486-1534): Denga - Ivan III, Denga - Ivan III; Denga - Vasiliy III; Denga - Vasiliy III (Tver mint); Denga - Ivan III (Novgorod mint) - $49
• Lot 7: 10 nice XIV century coins from Golden Horde (3 silver + 7 copper): Muhammad Öz Beg Khan (Qrim al-Maqrus mint) 720AH with countermark "Khan"; Jani Beg Khan (Gulistan mint) 752 AH; Berdi Beg (Gulistan mint) 759 AH; Pul - Jani Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint - two-headed eagle type); Pul - beast looking to right and the full sun (temp. Muhammad Öz Beg Khan, Saray al-Jadida mint) 737AH; Pul - Jani Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint) flower type; Pul - temp. Tokhtamysh Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint); [Pul - 2-headed eagle within hexagram/ Triangle - temp. Aziz Shaykh (Gulistan mint)](https://en.numista.com/catal

Hello!

Today I want to make a special sale of medieval coins!

Proofs and photos are here: https://imgur.com/a/RzzJqQh

Prices are below, worldwide registered shipping of each amount of these lots is $5:

• Lot 1: 20 Russian wire coins recognized by catalog numbers - $60 SOLD, but I've made a new, please see photo here. You can find information about each coins by putting it number into Numista search with KG prefix.
• Lot 2: 16 Russian wire coins randomly selected from a pile - $20 SOLD
• Lot 3: 40 Russian wire coins randomly selected from a pile - $50. Sold, but I've made a new similar lot. UPD also sold. I have some more similar wire coins and can add some amount of them to your purchase for $1,25 per coin!
• Lot 4: Special set of coins with errors. Most of them are Russian wire coins with different double struck with different rotations and some flip-over struck, some Riga solids + 1 copper Russian denga with double die - $95
• Lot 5: Russian wire, Khanate of Crimea, Riga under Sweden occupation, Golden Horde - $57
• Lot 6: Different rulers set: Russian Empire, Grand principality of Moscow, Golden Horde, Crimea, Pantikapaion, Riga/Livonia under Sweden occupation - $72
• Lot 7: Some Livonia/Riga solids and Polish-Lithovian shelyags- $33 SOLD
• Lot 8: Livonia/Riga/Polish-Lithovian coins + some Russian wire + a couple of Golden Horde coins) - $45
• Lot 9: Coins from different issuers: Pantikapaion; Polish-Lithovian; Grand Principality of Moscow ([Ivan III](https://en.numista.com/c

Hello,

I want to sell these coins. Proofs and photos are here: https://photos.app.goo.gl/voyuWAxwVg4ERumG9

Short description and the prices are below:

1. Russian wire coins set - $45 SOLD (but I have some more similar)
2. Four Russian Siberia coins: from 1/4 to 2 kopeks - $65 SOLD
3. Two nice Russian coins - $18
4. Principality of Tmutarakan under Kievan Rus - Miliaresion of Mstislav Volodimirovich the Brave imitating a Constantinople mint AR Miliaresion of Basil II - $175
5. Denga of Novgorod Republic (this) - $90 SOLD
6. Denga of Novgorod Republic (this) - $150 SOLD
7. Denga of Grand principality of Ryazan (Fyodor Olgovich) - $45
8. Denga of Grand principality of Nizhny Novgorod-Suzdal, Daniil Borisovich 1410-1415 (this) - $50 SOLD
9. 6 coins of Grand Duchy of Moscow: Ivan III and Vasiliy III - $30 SOLD
10. 3 nice silver coins of Golden Horde - $50
11. 12 coins of Golden Horde (3 silver + 9 copper) - $50 [SOLD]
12. 13 coins of Golden Horde: (6 silver + 7 copper) - $60
13. Timurid AR tanka, Sharukh - $23
14. Pantikapaion - Chalkon - countermarked (cut in dies) - $35
15. Pantikapaion - Obol - PAN - $9
16. Asper of City of Caffa (Genoese colony in Crimea). One side is Arabic, another in Italian - $13
17. One more Asper of City of Caffa - $13
18. Khanate of Crimea - Beshlyk of Shahin Giray, nice conditions for this coin - $13
19. Emirate of Bukhara - Tenga - Abdul-Ahad bin Muzaffar al-Din (1306 AH) - $15
20. Abbasid Caliphate - Dirham - al-Rashid citing Yazid (al-'Abbasiya mint) (this)- $45

Shipping is $7 for any amount of coins from this lot. Shipping is from Russia, it is quite fast last weeks.

PayPal is accepted (PPFF or PPGS +4% to the price).

Please see also my previous lots, price dropped.

Please note that I may not reply to your request immediately because of a night time in my place:)

Hello!

Today I want to make a special sale of medieval coins: bulk lots and single coins!

Proofs and photos are here: https://imgur.com/a/5LMcOu2

Prices are below, worldwide registered shipping of each amount of these lots is $5:

• Lot 1: 20 Russian wire coins recognized by catalog numbers - $60. You can find information about each coins by putting it number into Numista search with KG prefix.
• Lot 2: Different rulers set: Russian Empire, Grand principality of Moscow, Golden Horde, Crimea, Pantikapaion, Riga/Livonia under Sweden occupation - $70
• Lot 3: 5 coins of Grand Principality of Moscow (1486-1534): Denga - Ivan III, Denga - Ivan III; Denga - Vasiliy III; Denga - Vasiliy III (Tver mint); Denga - Ivan III (Novgorod mint) - $50
• Lot 4: Russian wire, Khanate of Crimea, Riga under Sweden occupation, Golden Horde - $56
• Lot 5: Livonia/Riga/Polish-Lithovian coins + some Russian wire + a couple of Golden Horde coins) - $44
• Lot 6: 5 nice silver XIV century Dirhams from Golden Horde: Muhammad Öz Beg Khan (Qrim al-Maqrus mint) 720 AH ; Muhammad Öz Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint - Type 1) 714-721 AH; Jani Beg Khan (Gulistan mint) 752 AH; Jani Beg Khan (Saray al-Jadida mint) 743-746 AH; Berdi Beg (Gulistan mint) 759 AH - $69
• Lot 7: 10 nice XIV century coins from Golden Horde (3 silver + 7 copper): Muhammad Öz Beg Khan (Qrim al-Maqrus mint) 720AH with countermark "Khan"; Jani Beg Khan (Gulistan mint) 752 AH; [Berdi Beg (Gulista

Hello,

Today I want to offer to you some random stuff from my sales list. You can see a link to the full list of what I have at the end of this post....

Proofs and photos are here: https://imgur.com/a/OJVTU3G

Description and prices are below:

• Lot 1: Nice coins from Emirate of Bukhara (years above) - $20 each
• Lot 2: Some coins from the Shirvanshah dynasty - $15 each
• Lot 3: Principality of Tmutarakan under Kievan Rus - Miliaresion of Mstislav Volodimirovich the Brave. Similar to this - $100, 175, 220
• Lot 4: Grand Principality of Ryazan - Denga - Ivan Fyodorovich (1427-1456) - $45 each
• Lot 5: Khanate of Crimea, Beshlik - Shahin Giray 1191 (1777) - $5, 6, 10
• Lot 6: Switzerland 5 Francs Fribourg Shooting Festival 1881 - $85 SOLD
• Lot 7: Some Tannu Tuva coins. Prices are on the pictures.
• Lot 8: Pantikapaion - Dichalkon (109 BC - 105 BC) - $25
• Lot 9: Pantikapaion - Stater - Rhescuporis V (239-275) - $35
• Lot 10: Pantikapaion - Stater - Rhescuporis V (239-275) - $35
• Lot 11: set of [Tatarstan](https://en.numista.com/catalogue/index.php?e=tokens&r=tatarstan&ct=coin&tb=y&tc=y&tn=y&tp=y&tt=y&cat=y&ru=&ca=3&