I drew another horrendous pun.
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👤︎ u/Randyotter
📅︎ Nov 23 2016
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Absolutely horrendous
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Why did Disney make frozen 2?

Because they couldn't let it go

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📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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What is a mayor's favorite food?

Mayornnaise

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👤︎ u/Shrewy211
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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My dad favorite baseball joke

I was emailing him about recent baseball events and got a bit nostalgic about going to games with him. I'd get so embarrassed every single time they would play the trumpets over the loudspeaker. Everybody else screamed "CHARGE!!!" my dad yelled "PAY CASH!!!!!"

edit: missed word

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I got my gf at the shops today...

Her: "What salad should we have in our lunches this week?

Me: "Lettuce have a think about it"

Her: "You're horrendous."

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👤︎ u/navystreak
📅︎ Mar 22 2015
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Mary Nade

While prepping some pork for tomorrow's dinner, my dad dropped this beauty.

"I'm going to contact the 'Nade' family and ask them if they have ever named one of their daughters 'Mary'."

It's the dad joke singularity of facepalm concept and horrendous execution.

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👤︎ u/dinklebob
📅︎ Sep 28 2013
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