A list of puns related to "Holme"
He knows Watson.
He was a master of the duck shun.
So when I'm at work he's Holmes alone
In his practice, Dr. Bell sometimes had to treat constipation. That's how he learned to de-deuce.
The game is a foot!
Because he's a high-functioning sauce-your-path
It's about a girl named Enola, who's name spelled backwards is Alone.
Basically, it's Holmes Alone.
"Alimentary my dear Watson"
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
Watson (constipated): "No shit, Sherlock."
Holmes noticed that Watson was looking a bit sick for a few days.
"What's wrong, Watson?", he asked. "You seem a bit down."
"Nothing, Holmes. Just having some stomach problems." Watson said. "Constipation, you know. I've suffered for a while."
"Constipation? So you have trouble answering the, ahem, nature's call?" Holmes asked.
"No shit, Sherlock."
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
He was looking for a good CASE-IDEA
Holmes and Watson, investigating a crime, entered a bedroom. Holmes looks and the bed, backs up and says, "There's something wrong with this."
Holmes: "Is that comforter on your bed?" Watson: "No, sheet, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that a long note on your desk?" Watson: "No, chit, Sherlock"
Holmes: "Is that your residence?" Watson: "No, shed, Sherlock"
They give him good case ideas.
…has already seen "Theranos, End Game"
(Less than a drop of blood was spilled)
He wanted a good case idea
John, Watson your mind?
Sherlock said, "I have a daughter" Watson?
It's sedimentary my dear Watson.
He cracked the case.
Watson asks where he got them.
Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
OB-servant
Sherlock says: We need to get off of this island!
Watson says: No ship, Sherlock!
He asks Watson what the problem is.
Watson replies: "No shit, Sherlock!"
And I said, “Isn’t that a bit on the nose?”
"Elementary" dear Watson "Elementary"
He'd be a motherfucking PI MP
Taking the two's out of decks of cards.
Because it was more ER tea.
I'll get to the bottom of this!
No shit, Sherlock
The no-shit Sherlock!
He was looking for a good case-idea.
Because he was looking for a good case idea.
"Where'd you get those?" asks Watson. A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree.
Sherlock Holmes is inspecting a bed. He says to Watson "this bed is missing something". Watson replies "no sheet sherlock".
Doctor: No shit Sherlock?
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