A list of puns related to "The Holme"
It's about a girl named Enola, who's name spelled backwards is Alone.
Basically, it's Holmes Alone.
"Alimentary my dear Watson"
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
He was looking for a good CASE-IDEA
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
He cracked the case.
OB-servant
And I said, βIsnβt that a bit on the nose?β
He'd be a motherfucking PI MP
I'll get to the bottom of this!
Theyβre calling themselves the Guard-Ians of the Galaxy.
I bet Elijah wood know.
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
Holmes noticed that Watson was looking a bit sick for a few days.
"What's wrong, Watson?", he asked. "You seem a bit down."
"Nothing, Holmes. Just having some stomach problems." Watson said. "Constipation, you know. I've suffered for a while."
"Constipation? So you have trouble answering the, ahem, nature's call?" Holmes asked.
"No shit, Sherlock."
Holmes and Watson, investigating a crime, entered a bedroom. Holmes looks and the bed, backs up and says, "There's something wrong with this."
Holmes and Watson are about to go out on an investigation. Before leaving, Watson says he needs to use the restroom. He goes in and 5 minutes pass, 10 minutes pass, 15 minutes pass. Finally Holmes goes to the door and asks if he's feeling constipated. Watson replies, "Yeah, no shit Sherlock!"
βAh yes, Sherlock fancies himself quite the chef. You really must come visit us for dinner Friday at old 221B! Thereβs no place like Holmesβ for the hollandaise!β
My wife and I purchased a car last night and since she would be using the car the most, I said she could name it. It is a VW Passat station wagon.
She decided on "Watson the Wagon" as she is a huge Sherlock Holmes enthusiast.
This afternoon she said, "If the A/C goes out in the car you can say 'It's a bit warm in here Watson'".
Patty theft.
(Disclaimer: Stolen from Pete Holmes, but he's the daddiest non-dad on TV)
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