Croft Puns

Why were Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake depressed?

Their careers were in ruins.

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👤︎ u/UniversalHeatDeath

📅︎ Oct 16 2018

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I haven't heard anything from Lara Croft recently.

She's really gone off the raider.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Mar 16 2020

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A man just tried to sell me Supergirl, Lara Croft and Wonder Woman.

I think he might be a heroine dealer!!..

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/TheDemeisen

📅︎ Sep 04 2015

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Crappy Offbrand Lara Croft

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👤︎ u/br0ast

📅︎ May 08 2018

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What was Lara Croft before being born?

A Womb Raider.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/GroveTC

📅︎ Mar 12 2018

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