Which Hollywood actor can tell his car's odometer reading without looking at it?
My son; Dad, did you see some blonde Hollywood actress named Reese something…just stabbed a bunch of people?
Me; Witherspoon?
My son; No, with her knife.
Hollywood isn't real.
They're all just paid actors.
I always wanted to be a Hollywood waiter.
So I decided to get a job as a film star and hope a chef spots me.
My favorite Hollywood movie has to be “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”.
Hollywood isn’t real
They are all just payed actors
Did you know Hollywood awards shows aren't real?
It's just a bunch of paid actors and actresses in the audience.
I want to write a screenplay about a Hollywood director who camps out in the wilderness until the pandemic passes.
His name is Tentin’ Quarantino.
Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.
Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".
Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".
Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".
What do you call a cow from Hollywood?
You hear about the pig farmer that tried to make it big in Hollywood?
Had to move back home because he had too many poor scenes
**thought of it on the bus ride home, be gentle haha
Yesterday, I ran into a Hollywood celebrity, who kept yelling , “I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
Imagine a world without toilet paper turning to Hollywood for answers...
A friend posted a pic of her at the Hollywood Bowl and the big screens read “Free Wi-Fi”
The ultimate dad joke a Hollywood could pull would be casting Ryan Gosling as Goose’s son in Top Gun 2.
Why does Hollywood always portray Werewolves as evil and violent?
It's just a lazy lycan-trope.
I’m really proud of my friend’s collection of Hollywood acting equipments.
What do you get when you cross a famous Hollywood actress with a meta punchline?
What happened to the pufferfish when he went to Hollywood
A friend of mine quit their job recording background sounds for Hollywood films to open a spa.
I have to say that the difference in my skincare regimen is incredible, now that it's ex-foley aided!
Why did the moon go to Hollywood?
I was walking down Hollywood Boulevard when I ran into Vanilla Ice vigorously scratching his head.
Land was removed in 1949 to create Hollywood
https://i.imgur.com/lm1T4pr.jpg
That famous Hollywood actor decided to open a bakery.
A reverend was arrested in Hollywood
He asked for Christian Bale
What's the difference between Bollywood and Hollywood?
Naomi Watts is one of the most powerful actresses in Hollywood
What’s the hottest soup restaurant in Hollywood?
The one where’s Reese with her spoon.
Why did the Uterus get kicked out of hollywood?
Why are crash test dummies so successful in Hollywood
Because all their vehicles are smash hits
How did the nervous female organ that was going to Hollywood feel?
The latest Hollywood health craze is to regularly drink a mixture of almond milk and milk of magnesia.
It's called a Blue Diamond Phillips.
Hollywood
If caught wearing sunglasses in a place where they're technically not needed my dad say's "Hey Hollywood". Every.Single.Time.
I ran into a Hollywood celebrity at a bar. He had a mullet and kept yelling, “I piy the fool! I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a t.”
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