Hogwash Puns

A list of puns related to "Hogwash"

How do you clean a pig?

Ham sanitizer

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👤︎ u/fletch-8221
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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I was talking to a butcher the other day who showed me a 10 pound bratwurst

So I said "A ten pound bratwurst? I never sausage a thing!"

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👤︎ u/CaptainAmerilard
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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What do you call pig shampoo?

Hogwash

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👤︎ u/Bpollard85
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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Why will an emo pig never be bullied?

Because Batman said he will protect Goth ham.

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👤︎ u/420majesticpanda
📅︎ Sep 10 2015
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What do pigs put on a rash?

Oinkment!

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👤︎ u/Trtlman
📅︎ Aug 30 2014
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I heard that people used to brush their teeth with pig bristles...

...but I think that's hogwash.

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👤︎ u/mechaxis
📅︎ Feb 28 2013
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