You know, the anatomy of men and women are not the same.

You can say there is a vas deferens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xgbsss
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI β€˜s head.

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Anatomy 101
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Did you know that Olive branch is a symbol of peace. People were using olive branch during the history to declare truce by giving it to their enemies

If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadtman1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I just watched a documentary on the history of the WD-40.

It’s non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.

It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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We are doing a jigsaw puzzle of the human anatomy, and I hid the upper arm.

Nobody else finds this humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedrabies
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I've recently started writing an Ebook about the history of citrus fruits.

It's nowhere near finished, but the first chapter's on lime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.

You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Today I read a pamphlet on the history of incandescent bulbs...

It was light reading.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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*Triggering britishers*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_patataa
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Does this mean we're doomed?
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I’m reading a book on the history of glue....

I can’t seem to put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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In history class, the teacher taught said the Magna Carta was signed in 1215 and to write an essay on it. A student handed in his work with "The Magna Carta was signed in 1215" written 150 times.

The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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My anatomy class is covering the nervous system and I don't get any of this stuff.

It's so nerve-wracking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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How did the anatomy teacher become successful

He got a head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gameboy90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,

β€œthank you for your cervix.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rusto_Dusto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Why can't Thanos watch the Argentinian history musical?

He... Is... Inevitable!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Mt. Rushmore rocks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Found one of our own
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIronPumpkin
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I saw a pack of gummy worms that said β€œNo artificial flavor.”

Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pllarsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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I hadn’t used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I don’t mean to brag but this is the single greatest post I’ve ever made on reddit.
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True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.

"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."

Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NosebleedSuicide
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye45_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.

Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXJustaGuy420Xx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures

Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudkipfan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...

But I can Samurais

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Who was the funniest pope in history?

Pope Hilarius (AD 461 - AD 468)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CantPickCoffee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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History is interesting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetNaeNaed06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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The cast of β€œFriends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.

Because Lisa Kudrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_patataa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?

A hummingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koNekterr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Man walks into a shop and picks up a can of bug spray

The man asks "is this good for wasps?"

The cashier says "no sir, it kills them"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonDoorknob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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My girlfriend is a square root of -100

Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

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What do you call a group of deaf people?

I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.

He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Hard to keep Track of stuff
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I am reading a book on the history of lubricants.

It's non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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One of my daughters wants to marry the mailman...

But I won’t letter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.

Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I’ve just started my new book: β€˜the history of glue’

I can’t put it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayonfingers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mefingers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
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