53 is a prime number. Then we can truly be one nation, indivisible.
I call him Dr. Awkward.
If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia
Itβs non friction.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
Since 53 states is a prime number
It's nowhere near finished, but the first chapter's on lime.
It was light reading.
I canβt seem to put it down.
The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"
βthank you for your cervix.β
He... Is... Inevitable!
Who buys gummy worms hoping theyβd taste as close to real worms as possible?
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.
Pope Hilarius (AD 461 - AD 468)
But I can Samurais
Because Lisa Kudrow.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
The man asks "is this good for wasps?"
The cashier says "no sir, it kills them"
A hummingbird.
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
Heβs an extremely aggressive janitor.
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It's non friction.
Mentos
A fizzician
It's night.
Nomads
This is the last straw.
I still donβt get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
wooden tit?
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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.
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
I canβt put it down.
