A list of puns related to "Hidden"
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
"C4 yourself".
Or was it just the last thing he sled?
Camelflage
A Missing Link
It's still the oldest trick in the book!
And he found out he got coat
Someone drew a mustache on the wall behind the wall paper.
Apparently, it was their biggest bust
We haven't seen her day planner in a few days.
She went crazy and said she won't play Scrabble with me again
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I canβt imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.
An inspiration to us all.
He has them under-raps
An Anonymoose.
Camooflauge.
That wasn't very cache Monet of you.
It was titled "For Your Ryes Only"
They would be playing Hayden go-seek.
Camel-flage
I asked how his business is doing, he said: "Great! Prophets are through the roof!"
Simba-lism.
I've got a bad habit of piling up shirts next to the bed. Well tonight I finally picked them up and took them to the laundry room and put them in an empty basket. I then went on about my merry way.
A few minutes later my wife yell, "Where did all these shirts come from?!?!"
I yelled back, "I don't know, probably Bangladesh!"
I could hear her eyes rolling as well as something about being a smart ass.
Better safe than Sorry.
Excerpt from a book my class is reading:
"...'Say please and thank you nicely and I might let you have some.'
'Please and thank you nicely,' Haroun said quickly."
Haroun must just be saying this to impress his father. I plan to bring it up next class and hopefully get approval for an essay topic regarding dadjokes and their place in literature.
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