Everyone here pun on r/punpatrol, r/puncourt, r/punkgb, and any other anti-pun subreddits!
Just gonna leaf this here
A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
Ugh too much sugar I'm drowning here!
I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
I posted something on here the other day and didn’t get a single upvote
Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time?
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve faster-than-light particles in here.”
A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.
Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!
Step 28
Step 27
Step 24
Step 21
Step 16
Step 12
Step 7
Step 3
Step 1
Does this deserve to be here?
Shamelessly stolen on twitter, no clue about who did that. I have to dig something here...
I use a lot of the jokes from here, but I always tell folks where I got them.
Just giving cReddit where it's due.
Moove Along Nothing to see here
I feel like this meme fits in here.
Merry Christmas here's a ginger bread house.
Just gonna leave this here...
Christmas is getting a little punny around here this year
Is everyone here as tired as I am of the quiet Hawaiian a low ha joke?
If only that joke wasn't aloud.
I got lazy, but here are day 11, 12 and 13 of Dadvent!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "You are in here a lot, do you think you have a drinking problem?"
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by René Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
Heres a bacteria joke. If you dont get it just google it.
I got consent from the artist to post this here. Source in cowments.
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
My wife said "I look fat, give me a compliment"
I said "you got perfect eyesight."
Does this pun believe here ?
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
insert interesting title here
Are physical puns a thing here? I'm just gonna leave this here
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
I’m just here mining my own business...
The bathroom fixtures delivery man is here, honey!
Is there space for a pun here?
There was a joke I wanted to share with my family but I can’t find it on here..
My 9 year old wanted me to post her joke here!
What does it mean when you find horseshoes?
It means a horse is walking round in its socks!
I am so proud of her!
Edit: wording.
I have seen some crappy posts in this sub so here are some gems
Rubies, Diamonds, Emeralds, Opal, and Sapphire
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
I'm here is Scotland and quarantine has me feeling all out of sorts...
And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.
Not enough Christian furry cat puns around here.
A bit later than usual, but here's Dadvent day 9!
2021 is officially here
So I guess 2020 is hindsight
[edit: I'd been waiting to post that!]
My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
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