Hearing Based Puns

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Did you hear about the priest who invented a vegetable-based fragrance?

Lettuce Spray.

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👤︎ u/theRiverknows86
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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Did you hear about the turn-based game with rocket launchers?

The RPG RPG

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👤︎ u/Baikeru
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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Did you hear about the new tv show in Mexico based off Survivor?

It’s called “ There can only be Juan”

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👤︎ u/emn100
📅︎ Mar 10 2018
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Did you hear that every member of Ace of Base died in a horrible car accident?

They didn’t see the sign.

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👤︎ u/Buckpizza
📅︎ Apr 29 2018
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Did you hear about the Broadway production based on the Dictionary?

It’s a play on words.

The sequel about the phone book is supposed to have a lot of good numbers in it.

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👤︎ u/SoundCloudster
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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Did you guys hear about the man that walked into a convenience store naked, balancing on the rounded parts of his feet near the base of his toes, juggling 3 globes, and somehow managed to rob the place?

The balls on that guy.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Nov 13 2018
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Did you hear Nintendo has a patent for a swing set based console?

They call it the Nintendo Wheeeeeeeeeee!

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👤︎ u/Clapton_Coil
📅︎ Apr 12 2018
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Did you guys hear about the new Oxygen-Potassium based poison?

Scientists were really worried about it at first, but then realized it was O K.

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👤︎ u/OnyxSwangin
📅︎ Mar 20 2017
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As a recent college grad, I had a realization.

I understand my field to a degree

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👤︎ u/ItsProfOak
📅︎ May 31 2016
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Baby's first pun

My first born is due soon and so to prepare it for life with its father I wanted the first words it hears from me to be a pun. We don't know the sex yet so I need to have a back up plan.

Currently is if is male I am thinking of "It's aboy-t time you showed up". I am fairly happy with this but I am also open to suggestions. I still need either a genderless pun or girl based pun though.

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👤︎ u/Quieo
📅︎ Jul 03 2017
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I'm only 17

My friend: You hear Jack got to 2nd base for the first time yesterday

Me: He must not be that good at baseball

My friend told me that my jokes were worse than his dad :(

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👤︎ u/Manbearphoenix
📅︎ Mar 02 2015
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While waiting at a red light---

Dad was working in my town for the weekend and we met up for ice cream. I had walked so he was driving me home and at the red light a car next to us with a bunch of teenagers in it. The music was so loud we had trouble hearing each other in the car and the base was turned up to the point where you could feel your skin vibrate.

Dad just turns to me and shouts-- This song is really good! But I'd really like to hear the treble part too

cue groan

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👤︎ u/Dagnythedoodle
📅︎ May 30 2015
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