What do you call a gold prospector in the Southern Hemisphere?

An Au-stralian

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What do you call a white bear that has crippling depression, is sexually confused and can't pick a hemisphere?

A Bipolar Bi-Polar Bi Polar Bear

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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📅︎ May 01 2020
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One of the funniest things my dad ever said.

He was driving; I was sitting shotgun. The moon in the sky was just a tiny sliver. I pondered out loud that "I wonder if it's waxing or waning." My dad said "waning? It's not even cwoudy!"

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📅︎ Jul 22 2013
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My dad asking about Nascar

Dad: So which way do the cars go around the track in Nascar?

Me: I'm pretty sure they go counter-clockwise.

Dad: Yea, in the North Hemisphere, they go clockwise south of the equator, right?

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