Why are donkies always hee-hawing?

They're a little hoarse

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👤︎ u/mr---jones
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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How do the French send photos of cats to each other?

They use Snapchat

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👤︎ u/DubcekD
📅︎ May 15 2020
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Why did the Donkey quit his job?

Hee Hawed enough!

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👤︎ u/90eight
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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What happens to cowboys when they get food poisoning?

They get dire yee-haw.

Source: I have food poisoning and am dying. The dehydration has led my mind to some cowboy related place I guess. Also dire hee-haw works better but I don't know anything about what cowboys say.

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📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Told my neighbor, jenny, she was hooking up with the wrong guy... he's a jackass...

She laughed, "hee haw!" The farmer said, "she can't understand ya... she's a donkey!"

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📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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A joke by Roger Miller

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "give me a drink jackass" so the bartender pours him a drink and gives it to him. A few minutes later the guy says "hey jackass give me another drink" The bartender without a word just pours the guy another drink. They guy sitting to left the of the man says to the bartender "just curious, how do you let a guy come in and talk to you like that" The bartender replies "aww-hee-haw hee-halways calls me that!"

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👤︎ u/cory3410
📅︎ Dec 30 2014
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Why did the Donkey quit his job?

Hee Hawed enough!

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