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A list of puns related to "Hash (food)"
My wife woke me up this morning to ask me if I wanted a breakfast wrap.
Her: "You want a wrap?" Me: "I'm white, so I'm not too good at it, but I can try."
The disappointed look on her face was magical.
So after ordering my food, I am standing to the side waiting on my meal. The lady behind the counter looks at a few of us and says, "I'm tired." I couldn't resist the urge... I replied "Hi tired, I'm the Hash_Slingin_Slasha."
Queue simultaneous silent groan from everyone within a 20' radius.
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