What's harder than selling ice to an Eskimo?

Selling a vacuum in space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I tried to come up with a pun about carpentry, but it’s harder than it sounds.

Almost nothing wood work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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We have an awesome tire swing at our home and my two year old started to push it, with no one on it, and I noticed he was pushing it harder and harder and I got worried it would come back and hit him

He was playing with tire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scotty_mo2424
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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I'm planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.

I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhnrmn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What's harder to remove from an apartment than six spiders?

Ten ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Harder, Daddy!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hudriwudi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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This made me laugh much harder than it should have

https://preview.redd.it/d8s1yz1x3w251.png?width=397&format=png&auto=webp&s=478f271b448cc0c51bc4168134e8850fc045d591

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltySkeletor18
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Why is it harder for Orange Juice to slide across a floor than apple juice?

Pulp Friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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"Push harder", I shouted at my wife while she was in labor. "Screw you", she yelled back at me.

A bit harsh I thought, it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to hospital.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What gets harder the longer you do it?

A math test.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickledwumbus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Wife offered me water, I asked for something harder

She gave me ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archaedon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I couldnt cringe any harder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_finch07
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I tried to do some harder skiing courses once but you know what they say

It’s a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-funny-username-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Did you hear they invented a new version of tennis that’s supposed to be harder?

It’s called elevennis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAGuyInTampa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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Playing dodgeball with your kids is much harder than it sounds.

First of all, you have to throw them with both hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Fishing with kids now is much harder than it used to be,

You need to remember the worms and all the electronics for the kids. You know, the ol' bait and Switch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bullet_Catcher
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Quest Bars should be harder to find.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Twerk it harder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatFag
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2013
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This one's harder to swallow. imgur.com/geCVRh0
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2015
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My son sent me a recording of a song he wrote. I gave him a suggestion to improve it but he didn't Iike it. He said it was "cheesy" So i said, "Maybe if you worked on your Kraft a little harder you might get a single."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gocards2579
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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Why is everything harder for deaf people?

They never make sound decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMB518
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2016
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Laughed harder than I should have.

>"Say dad, why are you wearing a shirt with a bunch of holes in it?" I ask him one morning.

>"Because Sunday is holy day," he responds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modest__mouser
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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Apparently the worse they are the harder she laughs

Girlfriend: "What goes well with Cider?"

Me: "........ In" (think to myself "oh god, now that's just stupid")

Girlfriend: "wat?"

Me: "In" (I'm ashamed)

Girlfriend: "wat?"

Me: "Insider!" (as I let out a sigh and shake my head at my fail)

Big awkward laugh, huge eye roll and a "omg you're such a child"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OreoGaborio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2015
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Got this in the mail and laughed way harder than I should've imgur.com/ijzsXd4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quest-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2013
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