What does Han Solo put in his cigarettes?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why does Han Solo like gum so much?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What did han solo say after he tasted wookiee for the first time?
Not bad but a little chewie
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Pretty stoked it's the weekend! Gonna relax and get drunk hans style...
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What did Han tell Luke about his dad?
Luke, Iβm not your father, but your sister calls me daddy.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Han shot first
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︎ Nov 03 2019
What do you call Han Solo when he has nothing to do?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Hans whats ze time?
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︎ Oct 19 2019
What did Han Solo call his son when he was having a tantrum?
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Saw Han making his comeback in the new Fast & Furious 9 trailer
I bet none of the ladies are going to Wuhan
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Why was Han Solo crying at the dinner table?
Because the meat was Chewie.
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Han Solo was very depressed when his son went to the dark side. All his friends were wondering. . .
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︎ Oct 02 2019
What did Han Solo say when Chewbacca made his first error
That was a wookie mistake
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︎ Sep 18 2019
What did Han solo said when he lost his virginity??
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Now that Chewbacca is dead, does that mean Han is flying SOLO?
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︎ May 03 2019
What did Han Solo say to Greedo before they played a game of Horse?
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︎ Feb 23 2019
Hans get the flamenwaffle
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︎ Jun 21 2019
What did Han say to Chewbacca?
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Han Solo was a great Dad.
He's Ben through a lot.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/aoSbU
(Ep7 spoiler-related dadjoke fest)
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︎ Apr 23 2016
Why couldn't Luke, Han, Chewie and Obi Wan find Leia's home planet?
They were looking in Alderaan places
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︎ Aug 05 2018
What do you call Han Solo in a JROTC uniform?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Why wouldn't Leia take Han back?
He kept saying Alderaan things.
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︎ Jun 13 2018
Why did Han Solo wait to ask Princess Leia to marry him ?
He didnβt want to force it
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︎ Jan 06 2018
Why did Hans get beaten when people around him were happy?
Because, if you're happy and you know it clap your Hans.
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︎ Aug 15 2018
Han would be really good at limbo
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︎ May 27 2018
Princess Leia: For the last time, Han
We are not naming our son Guitar Solo.
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︎ Feb 13 2018
What is it called when you discuss the differences between Han Solo and Indiana Jones......?
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︎ Dec 16 2014
Han Solo didn't smoke but he did...
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︎ Dec 30 2014
How the Ewoks manage to sneak up on Han Solo, Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker?
They used their Endor voices.
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︎ May 03 2018
A brief summary of how Han Solo died
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︎ Jun 16 2017
Why did Han Solo always win at staring contests?
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︎ Feb 04 2018
In the next Star Wars movie, it is revealed that Han Solo had two other sons.
Their names were Drum and Guitar
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︎ May 16 2017
Why did Han Solo chase after his son?
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︎ Apr 20 2016
What do you call Han Solo in a Venn Diagram?
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︎ Aug 13 2017
Han Solo's best friend doesn't smoke
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︎ May 02 2017
How did Darth Vader know what Han Solo got Luke for Christmas?
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︎ Apr 27 2016
I named my salt and pepper shakers Hans and Frans...
they are here to spice you up!
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︎ Sep 20 2016
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Why didnβt Han Solo like his meal
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What do you do when you like Han?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What do you call Han Solo from Norway?
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︎ Mar 06 2019
Why didnβt Han Solo eat his sidekick?
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