Published on Jul 28, 2018
Ham sandwiches are delicious, but they’re also pretty useful when it comes to understanding the universe.
Bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here
The librarian scolds him, “Sir, this is a library!”
The man looks around apologetically to the other patrons, leans close to the librarian, and whispers,
^(“Sorry! I’d like a ham sandwich with pickle and mayo.”)
https://www.reddit.com/r/Semenretention/comments/s3itez/does_anyone_else_have_women_get_drawn_to_you_when/
This comment:
>Men don’t belittle you when you are on SR. They might test you, but the power in your voice and eye contacts let’s them know who’s in charge. We not playing on SR, everything we do is direct. > >Women know too. Especially with women, you gotta look them dead in the eyes. The #1 thing women notice about any man is their eyes. Anyone who can’t maintain eye contact is off balanced in some way.
Also this comment:
>can you tell me more about amygdala effect on semen retention.thanx
https://www.reddit.com/r/Semenretention/comments/s3eb4w/respect_at_work/
This guy:
>Whenever I had sex with my girlfriend every day my hair started receding hard-core same with ejaculation and I would put my life on this. Also my breasts would swell and I would gain more weight around my midsection and this is not something I’m speculating on this is like 100% sure thing.
This guy posted his victory:
>I’m going on almost 30 days now. And the amount of respect I get from all my coworkers in astonishing. I’m a 19 year old electrician apprentice in his 2nd year and I have higher ups coming to me for advice. Even the foreman of the site. Who is typically shitting on everyone and critiquing their work, seems to silently respect me and and let me be. Along with the amazing physical benefits I’ve been getting lately. The social aspect of this is pretty neat. This is a great tool for anyone trying to advance further into their career. It just increases your potency and people just respect you more
Then this guy issued a stern warning:
>Now don't relapse. Because the day you relapse, your foreman will unleash anger upon you like you've never expected before. That's the universe's way of warning you to never spill seed.
And I love the way they swap stats like trading cards:
>54+ days here.....started november 1, spilled on Nov 20, and since the had about 2 wet dreams...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Semenretention/comments/s3ko6l/how_to_control_night_fall/
Some tips on how to maintain:
>I had an intense wet dream few days ago(Had a prostate orgasm to be specific) and I believe that the ham sandwich I had before bed was the culprit.
I think about it nearly every day. It was my absolute comfort food during early mornings, and the only breakfast sandwich I enjoyed at Starbucks. I don't think I'd mind as much if there were other sandwiches that you Swiss cheese, I just can't stand cheddar. Nothing else even comes close and I'm heartbroken that they discontinued it
The Caramel Apple Spice drinks are the only thing keeping me in the store, but not nearly as much as before.
Good substitute? Or not that bad to eat?
Husband took an early flight back from Washington so he's passed out and I actually got our toddler to bed at a decent time because for once she didn't take a 5PM nap. Had some wine and rewatching VPR to celebrate my alone time and feeling like Yellow Robe Smith at the moment. I just want each and every one of you to know that you are so awesome and we are such a great sub! So happy I have such a wonderful group of people to rewatch and talk shit with about this dumpster fire show.
I'm on the RAWT IN HAILLL episode of season 6. James stealing Faith's phone and sending the recording of her and Jax to himself is just... everything. This was one of those times where I appreciate James being a total piece of shit, even though he is just a complete piece of shit.
Also speaking of James, I just listened to the old ep. of Pump Rules podcast with thirst trap Logan a few days ago (if you haven't listened to it I highly recommend, it's on Spotify) and now I'm really wondering if Raquel and James had a mostly transactional relationship and she went with it until she secured a spot on the show as a main cast member then dumped him and gave the ring back at the reunion. Which I love her, she's so sweet and stunning, but that would be a total power move and ICONIC. I would love her even more for that tbh. The way James talked about her was total trophy wife energy.
I take it to mean the same as:, chuck a hissy fit, throw a wobbly, etc.
☝🏼this girl.
I’m worried this will come across bordering a shit post but I’ve just stopped crying/laughing simultaneously enough to put my feelings into words. I feel like a crazy person.
I was vegetarian for 12 years, starting when I was 13. I am lucky enough to have a very supportive father who made me all kinds of foods while I was on my vegetarian venture. He would make me a packed lunch every day for school, with a sandwich consisting of usually some vegetarian brand deli “ham” or cheese.
In hindsight I know I already had PTSD due to my mother, but I was vegetarian when I experienced my first SA at 13, and second at 15. After the SA (and I feel so much guilt about this) I stopped eating, including my lunches from my dad. People at school knew and bullied me for what had happened to me and I felt so nervous around them that I just couldn’t stomach food while at school. I would throw the sandwiches away on the walk home from school, except sometimes I’d forget or there would be people around, and I couldn’t do it at home because my mother would find it. So sometimes I’d have to do it the next day or on the following Monday. Sometimes my bag would smell a bit funky, but distinctly of the smell of this vegetarian ham.
I stopped being vegetarian about two years ago and decided to go back again in November of this year. I wasn’t feeling great about my meat consumption anyway, but then a bout of food poisoning put me off entirely.
Today while working from home, I decided to make my partner and I a sandwich. He purchased the same brand of deli “ham” I used to have as a kid yesterday, and I didn’t think anything of it until I opened the packaging and thought I was going to black out. Scent has always been the main source of my triggers and immediately my heart rate shot up, shakes started, along with tears, got a wave of mental images of my backpack and my school corridor at the same time… the whole shebang.
I thought I knew all my triggers by now, it’s been 14 years since my first assault and I haven’t had a surprise trigger in such a long time because they’re fortunately very easy for me to avoid, yet here I am hiding in bed for the remainder of my lunch break because of a fucking sandwich. Soon enough I was cracking jokes to my boyfriend about my mental fragility but I feel like as soon as I have a trigger or flashback or whatever I regress so hard. I would never think it about anyone else but here I am tearing myself down from the inside o
... keep reading on reddit ➡We all know this country runs on a good meal deal. What the hell happened to the classic ham cheese & pickle sandwich ?
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
