The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...

is Sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamingNinja925
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Flat Earthers have only one thing to fear

It's sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesertWolf45
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Mom: "That's a ball! A sphere!"

Me: "And remember, there's nothing to sphere but sphere itself."

Mom: "Ugh, that's awful."

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It's ok to be concerned about this virus.

I mean even the Sun has 'corona-sphere'

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Franklin D. Roosevelt was a flat earther

The only thing he has to fear was sphere itself

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What is a round Earther's favorite singer?

Britney Spheres

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Sphere jokes.

I recently came up with a joke about spheres, but decided to discard it since it was missing a point.

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A giant globe fell on my son's face.

He's currently in hospital with sphere injuries.

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What's a flat Earths greatest fear

It's sphere its self

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What are all flat earthers afraid of?

The only thing they have to fear is SPHERE itself (say it out loud too)

Edit: for people downvoting because this is a β€œrepost”, I posted it the first time, took it down because a typo in the title, then posted it again

Edit2: misspelled typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoulOfCthulhu
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I don't see the point in circular shapes

Nevermind, found it! Its at the tip of the sphere

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Why can't flat earthers accept the gravity of the situation.

Because they sphere the world isn't flat after all

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[Wholesum] Euler Meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates

St. Peter: Your number's up Euler, and Isaac Newton says you have to count all the spheres in the universe before you can enter heaven. What say ye?

Euler: Sigma balls, Dick.


Sigma is used to notate summation.

Summation is the process of adding things together.

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Why was the Girl Cube sad?

Because the sphere told her she had a plane face.

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in case you want to be PUNished...

When you have children, your role in your family will soon become apparent.

Spheres are extremely pointless.

I guess i should have written those down on paper, then they would be even more tearable.

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I got my physics class a while back.

We divided into groups and the lab was to use the measured volume and diameter of various spheres to find our own approximation of pi. So we had to use marbles and some ball bearings. We get to our station to start measuring when a girl in my group says:

Her:"Hey, where'd the blue marble go?"

Me: "I don't know. It'll be fine though, so don't... lose your marbles"

Her:nearly slaps me

I said it a few times that class, and when some other group dropped a marble down the drain I said it loud enough to get a groan from the whole class.

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Dad joked my geometry teacher in high school.

Mr. Z brought out the blue plastic examples of shapes (pyramids, cubes, rectangular prisms, etc.) and he when he brought out the sphere, he accidentally dropped it:

Me: Wow, I guess you really dropped the ball on that one.

Cue moans. The teacher was the only one that laughed. I was proud.

Edit: grammar

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The only thing that flat earthers fear....

Is sphere itself.

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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaFunkJunkie
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What’s a flat earther’s biggest fear

Sphere itself

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The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear...

is sphere itself.

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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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The only thing that Flat-Earthers fear.

Is sphere itself.

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The only thing flat-earthers have to fear

is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoonDragon
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The only thing flat-earthers fear...

...is sphere itself...

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Flat earthers have nothing to fear

Except sphere itself.

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The only thing flat earthers have to fear....

Is sphere itself

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The only thing flat-earthers have to fear...

Is sphere itself

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What do flat-earthers fear most?

Sphere itself.

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The only thing that flat earthers have to fear...

is sphere itself

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The only thing Flat Earthers fear...

...Is sphere itself.

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A flat-earthers’ greatest fear is...

Sphere itself

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A flat-earthers’ greatest fear is...

Sphere itself

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In the end, Flat Earthers only have 1 thing to fear...

And that is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurtistrippisdead
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What is a flat earthers greatest fear?

Sphere itself!

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The only thing flat earthers fear is

Sphere itself

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What is the only thing flatearthers fear?

Sphere itself

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The only thing flat Earther's have to fear....

Is sphere itself

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The only thing flat earthers have to fear.

Is sphere itself.

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The only thing flat-earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear...

is sphere itself.

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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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The only thing to fear as a flat earther

Is sphere itself

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear...

is sphere itself

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