Y'all hear about the habitual liar who allegedly published a best-seller?

Everybody's buying it.

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My friends first dad joke

What do you get when you cross habitual lying with insomnia?

A person that lies awake all night

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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Yes 7 ate 9, but also 7 is a habitual 6 offender.

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📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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A horse served a short term in Congress.

He was recalled for being a habitual naysayer.

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