Why was the habanero wearing a jacket?

It was a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaggyB
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Scientist publish sensational series of results from their habanero research

Referred to as the Red Hot Chili Papers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehtBlackberry
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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The first day of fall was habanero weather.

It was just a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Whats the difference between a chile pepper and a habanero?

Refrigeration

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trappens
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Picked up a tiny habanero in the supermarket yesterday to describe the weather...

... it was a little chilly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BXCellent
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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why couldn't the spicy pepper dress like robin hood for halloween?

He didn't habanero

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinferbrains
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery

Because it didn't habanero

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingbob1500
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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my dad called me in the middle of class to tell me this joke

He was confused at what a habenero was, so he asked his Mexican friend who told him, "Of course man I can tell you." My dad asked to use it in a sentence. His friend said, "Alright, I wanted to go bow hunting but I didn't habanero."

I thought someone had died.

Edit: Spelled habanero wrong. Whoops. Also, wow this is big. I did not expect this much attention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angry-elf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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What did a Mexican Archer say to his friend when his friend ran out of arrows?

Habanero

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mandeminapolo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What's the most annoying pepper?

One that's jalapeΓ±o business.

Just received via text courtesy of the man himself. Thanks dad for the useless internet points!

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What do you call a spicy roman emperor?

Habanero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoshinoVA
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why couldn't the Green Pepper practice Archery?

because it didn't habanero

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πŸ‘€︎ u/behrkon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why didn't the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcnet1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?

. . . because it didn't habanero!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudebrostien
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I tried to go bow hunting in Mexico

But I didn't Habanero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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