Because he was Baroque.
But I baroque it.
I was playing my Sonata so fast today, I almost BAROQUE one of my fingers. What? Too much to HANDEL for you? I would have thought that was imPACHELBEL. I should really be making a LISZT of these, or maybe I should just TELEMANN. Is this making you STRAUSSed out? No point in HAYDN from it.
I simply cannot Handel it.
But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.
I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.
The cemetery keeper has told people not to worry, he's just decomposing.
EDIT down-voting because you can't Handel this level of humor is a crime against humanity.
You Handel it carefully.
On his way out he turns to me and says,
"You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."
Don't worry, I'll Handel it and be right Bach!
Texan Pan-Handel.
They leave in disgust, the usher asks what's wrong and they replies: We just can't Handel this.
"Sir, I can't really get a Handel on all of this, can we go Bach a bit?" I laughed, teacher rolled his eyes and kept talking as if it was never asked.
... but I think i've got a Handel on it now...
My dad would do this as often as he could.
Me: "I'll be back."
Dad: "You can't be Bach, he's been dead for years!"
He would do the same thing for Haydn.
We were singing Handel's "Israel in Egypt." The last movement has the line "The horse and his rider" repeated several times. Towards the end of a measure, it slows down and often people miss it and sing it up tempo. Our choir director said "The last 'rider' isn't as fast as the others."
A guy from the back cracks "That'd be why he's in last place!"
Friend on facebook: Anybody really good at composing melodies for chamber music?
Me: Sorry, I don't really have a good Handel on that.
She canβt Handel it.
