You guava me a headache.
I said "It isn't that big guava deal!"
I was eating breakfast with my parents at a hotel. It was a buffet style one. We were towards the end of the meal when this happened.
Dad: Did you see all the juices they had over there?
Me: Yeah, I went for orange.
Mom: Oooh do they have Passion Fruit and Guava juice? We could mix them and make POG.
Me: Nah, they had Cranberry, Orange, Apple, and Lemonade though; you could make COAL.
Dad: It's a good thing they didn't have Cranberry, Raspberry, Apple, and Pineapple. (He was already laughing at his own joke getting the last word out) ...Do you get it? (now in uncontrollable laughter)
Me: I could smell that one coming when you started it.
Mom groaned and pretended not to know us.
I read the book for the first time this weekend and loved it. You don't need the context to get a good groan here.
โOne could also say that my feet smell like guava fruit,โ he said. โJust because one could say it doesn't mean itโs relevant.โ
She laughed. โYouโre incorrigible.โ โReally? I thought I was in TโTelir. When did we move?โ
