A list of puns related to "Guana Batz"
Hey all, IDK if this is allowed, but I'm hoping to learn more about this beautiful genre. I'm in one of those modes where I'm wanting to put together a new workout list for the new year - with more rockabilly.
I workout around 0345-0415 before work and have always loved punk-rockabilly, but would love to learn more from the entire genre. I'm not sure what all I can say to explain my current love for rockabilly without sounding like I'm just listing bands. I love the beautiful *slap* and *bomp* of an upright bass with the mix of a steel or hallow-body guitar if that helps to signal in on the style. I love any topic but have been in a "lost love" mode for a few weeks. I can add more if it may help, but would love to hear what YOU love to listen to to wake up in the morning, or if you have a song that helps you finish that last set or run that last 1/4 mile.
Thanks in advance and Happy New Year,
-PBRwillsaveusall
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
Why
After all his first name is No-vac
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