Look there’s a stray cat in the road
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiggyLT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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My daughter decided to sneak a stray cat back home

But I found out and she had to let the cat out of the bag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HighGeneral
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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GF hit me with this one

Me: Oh look, honey! There's a stray cat. Hello Mr. Cat!

Cat: (ignores)

GF: Wow that was rude. Guess he's used to getting... catcalled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/master_nemo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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Once upon a time there was a woman

Her name was Ninety and she had three kids. One day, the kids found a stray cat in their backyard and they decided to take care of it. However, they knew that their mother would disapprove, so in order to keep it a secret, they used "This" when referring to the cat. Eventually, the cat died of old age and the kids moved on with their lives. Therefore, only Ninety's kids will remember This.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomatomater
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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