I just donated to this group which helps out stray cats...
I guess I'm a feline-thropist now.
My daughter decided to sneak a stray cat back home
But I found out and she had to let the cat out of the bag
GF hit me with this one
Me: Oh look, honey! There's a stray cat. Hello Mr. Cat!
Cat: (ignores)
GF: Wow that was rude. Guess he's used to getting... catcalled.
Once upon a time there was a woman
Her name was Ninety and she had three kids. One day, the kids found a stray cat in their backyard and they decided to take care of it. However, they knew that their mother would disapprove, so in order to keep it a secret, they used "This" when referring to the cat. Eventually, the cat died of old age and the kids moved on with their lives. Therefore, only Ninety's kids will remember This.
