You know why I don't drink coffee?

We were out at dinner with the family, finished our meals and about to order coffee.

Dad: I don't drink coffee

Me: Why?

Dad: Because it's dirt. You know why?...

Me:...

Dad: Because it's ground.

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Edit: spacing

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