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A list of puns related to "Ground (cricket)"
We were out at dinner with the family, finished our meals and about to order coffee.
Dad: I don't drink coffee
Me: Why?
Dad: Because it's dirt. You know why?...
Me:...
Dad: Because it's ground.
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