When is it appropriate to grieve?

During the mourning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4Gamble
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu Grieves?

Keanu Sleeves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delicious_Albino
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A man attends a funeral for his best friend. He approaches the grieving widow, gestures to the podium and asks; "May I say a word?" The widow responds "Of course.."

The man stands up and speaks "Plethora." and steps back down.

"Thank you..." says the Widow, "that really means a lot."

EDIT The responses here are incredible! πŸ‘Œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lady_emily_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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(Warning: Morbid dad joke) True Story -- My family were planning my mum's funeral. We always try to keep things light and try to stay positive, just as Mum would have it...

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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At a funeral, a little old man goes up to the grieving widow.

"May I say a word?"

Sniffling, the widow agrees. The old man clears his throat, "Plethora"

"The widow smiles. "Thanks, that means a lot."

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The day after our son died my wife came to me and said she felt like she wasn’t grieving properly and she felt bad.

The next day I woke up to her sobbing and I told her β€œgood mourning!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrimReaper666-777
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I was at a friends funeral and I said to the widow β€œdo you mind if I say a word?”

She said go ahead.

I stood up said β€œplethora” and sat back down.

β€œThank you”, the grieving widow responded, β€œit means a lot”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jediwag
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I once stole a thesaurus.. but...

I took it back because I felt sorrowful, grieved, contrite, apologetic, regretful, and remorse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
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πŸ‘€︎ u/penguin-mustard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2015
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A joke about a suit that doesn’t fit?

Hey fam... My grandpa passed away yesterday and as I’ve been reflecting on old memories I vaguely remembered this old joke he used to tell me. I was hoping maybe someone in this community could help. I don’t remember much about it other than that it was about a suit that didn’t fit and the person in the joke had to keep getting it tailored. And maybe it was just the way my grandpa told the joke, but he’d always make this really theatrical voice and yell β€œhey! what did you do to my new suit?!” If anyone can help a grieving girl out that would be swell. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missjayelle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What does John Wick do after people die?

Keanu grieves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I can't wait for the new generation of technology to give more opportunities for Dad Jokes

For instance, a friend of mine said his phone died, so I responded "Well don't grieve too much, after all it was never really alive"

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