My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just canβt afford granite right now.
I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.
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I told my wife that I would never take her for granite.
Though, I probably would for marble.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Taking Things 4 Granite
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︎ Oct 05 2020
A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite
Yeah, they were sham rocks.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
My neighbour has had 45 concussions in the past few weeks.
He lives just a stone throw away.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Why did the geologistβs wife divorce him?
Because he took her for granite π
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︎ Feb 03 2021
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...
But it was his own dumb asphalt...
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Donβt take this igneous sediment for Granite
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︎ Oct 31 2019
I installed the granite in the kitchen all by myself.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Geologists often take things for granite.
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︎ Jul 01 2019
My dad can't stop talking about getting granite tiles for our flooring
Probably because he has lost his marble(s).
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︎ Sep 13 2019
When more & more people say βyouβre my rockβ....
You start feeling like gravel.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
What? You don't like geology?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Why did the limestone leave her husband?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
I take my countertops for granite -raccooneggs
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︎ Jul 01 2019
You shouldnβt take things for Granite, because nothing is set in stone
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︎ Nov 19 2018
After he installs the new granite surfaces in your kitchen, does the Cabinet Maker hand you
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︎ Jun 11 2017
I feel bad for pet rocks sometimes....
Why do people take rocks for granited?
I just hope mine doesn't dieorite.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Our countertops are made of cement, but I always took it for granite.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Ya know guys, today is a gneiss day, donβt take it for granite.
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︎ Mar 30 2019
There are just some signs in life you should take for Granite
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︎ Jan 10 2019
Son, I love you, and I think you rock
But I promise I will never take you for Granite again
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Just found out my childhood house had marble countertops.
This whole time I took them for granite.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Why wasn't the rock allowed into the party?
He wasn't "granite" permission.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Geologists are always so thankful
They take nothing for granite.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What would you call the sun if it was made of granite and heavy metals?
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︎ Jan 13 2019
If we used igneous rock as currency weβd take everything for granite.
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︎ Oct 12 2018
My wife and I were stuck behind a van advertising granite countertops.
Wife: Those look good. I'd kill to have our counters redone.
Me: Sure...but then you'd be taking life for granite.
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︎ Sep 12 2016
My wife left me because we have a rocky relationship.
I guess I took her for granite.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Its hard as a rock being a dad.
Always taken for granite.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
These headstones are not to be taken for granite
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︎ Oct 30 2017
I just realized my kitchen countertop is made out of marble.
I have been taking it for granite all these years.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
I'm bothered by lazy geologists who don't take the time to correctly identify rocks...
Sometimes they take this schist for granite.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Just want you to know... I can see that you've been under a lot of pressure for a while now. But you are a rock, and I don't take you for granite.
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︎ Aug 02 2018
Why did The Rock break up with his girlfriend?
Because she took him for granite.
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︎ May 25 2020
A man that we all take for granite
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︎ May 03 2013
Why do mountains feel unappreciated?
People take them for granite.
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︎ Aug 14 2020
My wife insists that I go with her whenever she shops for igneous rock containing quartz and feldspar.
Sometimes I think she takes me for granite.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Why did the stone mason break up with the con artist?
He was taken for granite.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Granite Branch
So my friend got a job managing a branch for a granite company.
And whilst telling my father he dadjoked me pretty hard.
Me: Ya he is managing a granite branch or something.
Dad: Well then, I was not aware that granite grew on trees...
Needless to say i wasn't expecting it.
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︎ Aug 17 2014
I feel bad for geologists,
People always take them for granite.
And I feel bad for tortillas too,
They always get a bad wrap.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
For the past few weekends my wife has done nothing but drag me around to look at expensive new countertops
I'm tired of being taken for granite
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︎ Jun 21 2020
My buddy just installed a new counter top
I just hope he doesnβt take it for granite
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︎ Mar 14 2020
This was at universals mythos and the food was amazing
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Stoner joke
If you wish for your genie to turn into a rock, they have to granite!
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Did you hear the one about the stone mason who was married to a con artist?
She took him for granite.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
When offered three wishes, the man told the genie βI donβt know - maybe some new countertops?β
To which the Genie replied, βYour wish is granite.β
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Wanna hear a joke about a stone?
Nevermind, I'll just skip that one.
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Limestone is a great rock.
Donβt take it for granite.
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