I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram
I was like "0mg!"
A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
I put my grandma's no. On speed dail, I call it insta-gram
Why didn’t USA switch from pounds to grams?
Because of mass outrage.
What do you call a miscellaneous pile of marshmallows, chocolate, and gram-crackers?
A Smoregasbord
What weighs 1000 grams, smells like cheese and flaps its wings ferociously to stay in one place?
a kilobrie
Why are grams afraid of the Metric system?
Because they kilogram.
The other night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like: 0mg!
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0mg.
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0mg.
Today I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram
I was like 0mg
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0mg!
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0mg
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was like, 0mg!
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram....
I was like 0mg!
I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram
I was like 0mg
