A list of puns related to "Goddamn"
"What can I say man, it's my schtick!"
A Goddamn
Now I canβt open it, as the door faces the wall.
Ham boogers
Nobody knows - he was always a Mister-Lee.
Goddamn those big game hunters
Every time I go to one of his restaurants they let you eat whatever you want.
They got a whole 20 minutes in before the teacher woke him up
So I packed up all of her clothes and left!
It was surreal.
Plastic explosives
With a tuba glue
I had recently joined a band as their bassist, whose previous bassist was very punny and also had a long beard like me.
I had made some unmemorable pun, and the guitarist said, "Goddamn it, puns must be related to beards."
I said, "With great length comes greatest pun ability."
Swear to god this is true. Only two people witnessed it. I want you all to be my witnesses.
HAND EEEEEEEEYE!!!....
To make him more aero-dynamic I took off its shell. If anything it made him more sluggish
Ok, it's not that funny, only a 3 star joke
I didnβt win but the judges said I made a real ass of myself.
...I prefer Ranch Dressing
It may, Fri 10 you.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
On the day of the prom, he goes to pick up his suit. However, once he gets there, thereβs a line, so he waits....and waits...and waits...
After he gets his suit, he goes to get her corsage. When he gets to the flower shop, however, thereβs an even bigger line, so he waits...and he waits...and he waits...
Once he had the corsages, he made his way to her house, but the roads were packed so he had to wait in line for the turnoff. So he waited...and waited.
Finally, he reaches her house, picks her up, and drives her to prom. But thereβs a line to get into the school, so they wait... and wait...
At last, they are in the prom and dancing away. After a while, they get thirsty. So they head for the refreshment table and.....
Thereβs no punch line
This
Until knight fall.
One of them slipped off the cutting board onto the floor and she gasped in surprise. I asked her what happened and she said "one of my tomatoes is trying to get away" So of course I replied "Well did you ketchup to it?" And then I giggled for the rest of the evening.
I came to the realization.
Riceless.
That low key gave me chills
My wife said, βYou are not a Jedi, just use the goddamn key.β
To be frank, it is about time they left their bedrooms.
You're kraken me up
One day a man looks out his window and finds one of his fence posts dug up and put in the ground somewhere else.
For the next couple of days this continues on but with a new fence post.
Yesterday was the last straw, so the men sat on his balcony all night to see who the culprit was.
Sure enough at 2am a couple of teenagers show up and get ready to dig up another fence post.
Man: "you goddamn teenagers! Stop digging up old posts and reposting them!"
I'm not mean, I'm well above average.
Thanks /u/TomBaiRaise for the insperation
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