Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
What did the termite say when he walked into a saloon?
"where is the bar tender? "
What did the three legged dog say when he went into the bar?
" I'm looking for the man who shot my paw. "
Edit: hit not git in the title. Too fat of fingers for my phone...
That there are a lot of towns named after their water towers?
It was just a spare, I guess...
VELOCIRAPTOR
-heehee physics jokes
A mirrorcle.
Boeing Boeing Boeing!
On Oct. 29, 2019, the world lost a legend. Esteemed actor and comedian, John "Pops" Witherspoon, passed away at the age of 77. After making his acting debut on The Richard Pryor Show in 1977, Witherspoon starred in cultural classics like Good Times, House Party, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Bebe's Kids, Boomerang, Soul Plane, I Got the Hook-Up, The Wayans Bros, all three of the revered Friday movies and many more. https://4ormypeople.com/mood/2019/10/30/rip-john-pops-witherspoon
Git gud scrub
My brother and I were told we'd become lords of castles when my father passed. The mischievous old git was true to his word: my brother is now lord of a bouncy castle, and I rule a fairy-tale castle.
He feels let down, but I'm made up!
Because someone told him to "git along, little doggy."
Lazy git.
Wenn ist das NunstΓΌck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
