What did the kid say when he saw a gigantic concrete structure block a river for the first time?

Damn

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👤︎ u/patoreddit
📅︎ Mar 06 2021
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This Halloween, I decided to go as a gigantic butter knife.

I was a super spreader.

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📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you call a hoard of a million Latin-speaking gigantic sharks?

MegaLodon.

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📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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What do you call a Hippo with a gigantic butt?

Hippobottomus

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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I lent my friend my gigantic grandfather clock for a show and tell.

He owes me big time.

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📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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I had a dream about eating a gigantic marshmallow...

...and when I woke up one of my pillows was missing.

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📅︎ Mar 20 2018
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A YouTuber and his son walk up to a gigantic ceiling fan. The Youtuber says:

"Look, son! Its my biggest fan!"

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📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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Did you hear about this winter Olympic's sled rider with gigantism?

He's this season's biggest luger

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📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Gigantism can be a big problem
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👤︎ u/micasan9
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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What do you call troubled water?

H2-uh-O

This was got a gigantic room of groans and eye-rolling at a department meeting today when my boss said it. Tried a search for it here and did not see it so wanted to spread the eye rolls!

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👤︎ u/katos913
📅︎ Aug 09 2018
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Got my mom in Home Depot yesterday...

"Wow, this gigantic bag of potting soil is only $3!"

"Yeah, it is dirt cheap."

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📅︎ Dec 29 2014
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Is there a prize for the most laborious set-up?

Down on his farm, Old MacDonald was hosting his annual talent contest amongst his animals and announced that, this year, the theme was Shakespeare.

All of his livestock had been busily and excitedly rehearsing because they knew that 1st prize was to be a gigantic gazebo festooned with flashing electric lights, a glitter ball, a speaker system and turntables.

Competition was fierce; the chickens performed Othello, the horse chose Hamlet, the sheep Romeo and Juliet and the cow performed Richard III.

After much deliberation, the farmer and his wife ordered a hushed silence and announced: "Cow is the winner of our disco tent."

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📅︎ Sep 01 2014
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