"Floret!"
I told her the luggage was ready but I’m still packing.
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He really knows how to book it
His trunk was filled with water.
Police are looking into it, but it looks like the crooks made a clean getaway.
he seems to have made a clean getaway
They were definitely 'pot-ners in crime'
He made a clean getaway.
So he can make a clean getaway.
Q: Why did the burglar take a bath?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway
Boom Boom
The getaway driver.
He wanted a clean getaway
They wanted a clean getaway.
Don't rob me I can give you a clean getaway
The following story is true.
Perhaps you have heard of The Noid. He was a character created by Domino's Pizza to act as a villain who would attempt to make your pizza taste crappy due to lack of freshness. Thankfully, according to Domino's, The Noid could easily be foiled by their 30 minute delivery guarantee.
On January 30, 1989, a man by the name of Kenneth Lamar Noid took the creation of the little guy as a personal attack on his character. Not one to take such a slight lying down, Mr. Noid took a Domino's location in Atlanta hostage, forcing them to make a special pizza and salad against their will. His demands included $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of the hit science fiction novel, "The Widow's Son".
Eventually, Mr. Noid surrendered to the police. After the incident, when reached for comment about Mr. Noid, Police Chief Reed Miller was quoted as saying, "He's paranoid."
Thank you for your time.
So my brother is a policeman and last night got a call about a stolen washing machine...
So he goes to it, ridiculous argument insues between the two parties then a slight wrestling match from my brother and the accuser and he gets nicked. So then my mum asks him
"What about the washing machine? Did the other man steal it?"
my dad replies instantly:
"It made a clean getaway"
I can't wait to have kids so my brain work the same way...
Because it knows how to make a clean getaway!
...so that tourists can have a clean getaway.
After getting back from a long weekend getaway, my wife was trying to get some ice out of the freezer, but it was all stuck together.
Her: Babe? Can you break up the ice?
Me (leaning my head into the freezer): So... what do you do for a living?
Her: What? ... Ohhhhh...
I grinned and self-high-fived.
I hear they made a clean getaway.
a thief looking for a clean getaway
