The deceased was thought to have accumulated much wealth. On the way to the cemetery, one old fellow asked the other, "How much did he leave?"
The other old fellow replied, "All of it."
…to get to the other SLIDE
That concludes our tour of the toilets
He wanted to be a tan-gent.
It makes scents when you think about it.
It's a little fit bunny.
Deter-gents
Day 4 of posting soapy dad jokes for a week!
To work on his tan.
The bartender says “what is this some kind of joke?”
I could also rant about him being a chauvinist and womanizer, but.. we shouldn't go off on such a tan gent.
Tanned gents
Pun-gent.
Because laundry Deters gents.
Tan gents...
When I greeted him he replied "Everything come out all right?"
If I hadn't just gone, I would've pissed myself.
it's easyer to deter the ladies from washing the dishes than it is to deter gents
he was a secret gay gent
All it does is deter gents
But for whatever reason, it was much more difficult to deter gents.
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
Because they deter gents
He was a real tan gent.
But it's a lot more difficult to deter gents.
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer, he hears a voice and realises it's coming from the bowl of peanuts on the bar "Looking very smart tonight sir and that cologne is hitting all the right notes. Oh yes!"
Somewhat taken aback, but also feeling confident he goes to the Gents to buy some condoms. Just as he's about to put the coins in a voice comes out of the machine "Don't waste your money mate! You haven't got a chance with the ladies tonight."
Astonished at this he relays all this to the barmaid. "Ah, thats easy to explain, the nuts are Complimentary and the condom machine is Out Of Order.
This seriously just happened to my sister. Background: I live in CT, and we just got a big snowstorm.
Dad: We got more snow than Buffalo this year. Sister: Wow... Really? Dad: Yep. So far we got about 18 inches of snow and not a single buffalo.
My dad, ladies and gents.
I'm making hash browns and she says "we need to get a griddle".
My response, "yeah, maybe we can get a Hansell to go with it".
I may be sleeping on the couch tonight gents. Worth it.
...would he have a pun-gent odor?
That concludes our tour of the toilets.
But it’s harder to deter gents.
But its harder to deter gents
But it’s more difficult to deter gents
I hear it's easy to convince ladies
not to eat Tide Pods. But it's harder
to deter gents.
But it’s harder to deter gents
It's more difficult to deter gents though
it’s more difficult to deter...gents
It's much harder to deter gents.
It’s harder to deter gents
