Why is "dark" spelled with a k and not a c?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Jan 31 2023
If you spell βsit in the tubβ s-o-a-k, and you spell βa funny storyβ j-o-k-e, how do you spell βthe white of an eggβ?
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︎ Sep 13 2022
From my 11-year-old daughter: why is "dark" spelled with a "k" instead of a "c"?
Because you can't "c" in the dark!
I've never been more proud.
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︎ Jul 04 2022
There was a break-in at the Police K-9 unit last night.
The police have no leads.
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︎ Sep 15 2022
Why do you spell dark with a 'k' and not a 'c'
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Dec 13 2021
a tramp is suing J K Rowling for stealing his idea.
He heard her trying to come up with a name for a broomstick sport and said "gimme a quid, bitch!"
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︎ Jun 18 2022
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
One of my friends has great health insurance, and another friend has a killer 401(k). I have life insurance.
I guess you can say weβre friends with benefits
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︎ Jan 25 2022
Talking to our 16mo old son, I don't think he can say anything with a k
Trying to see what words our son can say:
Wife: I don't think he can say anything with a k
Dad: he just said knee
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︎ Oct 10 2021
Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?
No reason to see one if it's ok.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
I saw a guy wearing a "F**K 2020" jumper at the pub tonight.
I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"
Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
M a k a r o v i
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Nothing says "oH lOoK aT mE" like someone playing a tuba.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
I wanted to make a joke about potassium so, I was like oK what is the best way to make a pun out of this.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Why is "Dark" spelled with a "k" and not a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
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︎ Feb 15 2023
Why is dark spelled with a "k"?
Because you can't c in the dark.
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︎ Dec 10 2022
Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?
Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!
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︎ Feb 07 2023
Why is βdarkβ spelled with a k and not a c?
Because you canβt see in the dark
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︎ Dec 19 2022
Why is dark spelt with a "k" ?
because we can't "c" in dark
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︎ Nov 28 2022
Why is Dark spelled with a K and not a C
Because you canβt C in the Dark
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︎ Dec 02 2022
Why is Dark spelled with a βKβ and not a βCβ?
Because you canβt βCβ in the dark
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Why is βdarkβ spelled with a βkβ and not a βcβ?
Because you canβt C in the dark
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︎ Jul 07 2022
Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c?
Because you can't c in the dark.
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︎ Apr 02 2022
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why is 'dark' spelled with a 'K' and not a 'C'?
Because you can't 'C' in the dark.
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︎ Feb 11 2022
Why is dark spelled with a k and not with a c?
Because you can't c in the dark.
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︎ Feb 12 2022
Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C
Because you canβt c in the dark
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Why is dark spelled with a K?
Because you can't c in the dark.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Why Dark is spelt with a K and not C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
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︎ Dec 24 2021
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you canβt see in the dark.
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︎ Oct 24 2021
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Why is βdarkβ spelled with a k and not c?
Because you canβt see in the dark...
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︎ Mar 05 2018
Why is βdarkβ spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you canβt C in the dark
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because then it would be "darc"
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c ?
Because you canβt C in the dark
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Why is βdarkβ spelled with a K and not a C
You canβt C in the dark
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︎ Mar 21 2020
What do you call J.K. Rowling at a rave?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Why is dark spelt with a 'k' and not a 'c'?
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Why is "Dark" spelled with a K, and not a C ? Because you canβt C in the dark.
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︎ Feb 19 2019
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why is βdarkβ spelled with a βkβ and not a βcβ?
Because you canβt C in the dark.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
Why is 'Dark' spelt with a K, and not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
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︎ Feb 11 2019
Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?
Because you can't see in the dark
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?
Because you can't "c" in the dark.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Why is dark spelled with a K and not with a C?
Because you can't "C" in the dark
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because when itβs dark, you canβt C.
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︎ Jul 26 2018
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