Why is "dark" spelled with a k and not a c?

Because you can't C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrsVandershears
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If you spell β€œsit in the tub” s-o-a-k, and you spell β€œa funny story” j-o-k-e, how do you spell β€œthe white of an egg”?

E-G-G W-H-I-T-E

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From my 11-year-old daughter: why is "dark" spelled with a "k" instead of a "c"?

Because you can't "c" in the dark!

I've never been more proud.

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There was a break-in at the Police K-9 unit last night.

The police have no leads.

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Why do you spell dark with a 'k' and not a 'c'

Because you can't see in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVeterano_007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2021
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a tramp is suing J K Rowling for stealing his idea.

He heard her trying to come up with a name for a broomstick sport and said "gimme a quid, bitch!"

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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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One of my friends has great health insurance, and another friend has a killer 401(k). I have life insurance.

I guess you can say we’re friends with benefits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pookells
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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Talking to our 16mo old son, I don't think he can say anything with a k

Trying to see what words our son can say:

Wife: I don't think he can say anything with a k

Dad: he just said knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dtrain323
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Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?

No reason to see one if it's ok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
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I saw a guy wearing a "F**K 2020" jumper at the pub tonight.

I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"

Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2021
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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M a k a r o v i
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Nothing says "oH lOoK aT mE" like someone playing a tuba.

Fucking attention horns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buffaloshnit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I wanted to make a joke about potassium so, I was like oK what is the best way to make a pun out of this.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Why is "Dark" spelled with a "k" and not a "c"?

Because you can't C in the dark!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgthawkeye9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2023
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Why is dark spelled with a "k"?

Because you can't c in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mohamad_AAA
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2022
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Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2023
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Why is β€˜dark’ spelled with a k and not a c?

Because you can’t see in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoupDeRomance
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2022
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Why is dark spelt with a "k" ?

because we can't "c" in dark

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2022
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Why is Dark spelled with a K and not a C

Because you can’t C in the Dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillVerse0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2022
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Why is Dark spelled with a β€˜K’ and not a β€˜C’?

Because you can’t β€˜C’ in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Why is β€œdark” spelled with a β€œk” and not a β€œc”?

Because you can’t C in the dark

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2022
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Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c?

Because you can't c in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xAnxietyPrimex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2022
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Why is dark written with a K not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why is 'dark' spelled with a 'K' and not a 'C'?

Because you can't 'C' in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LynxOfLords
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Why is dark spelled with a k and not with a c?

Because you can't c in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyTreeIsDead
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Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C

Because you can’t c in the dark

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Why is dark spelled with a K?

Because you can't c in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
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Why Dark is spelt with a K and not C?

Because you can't C in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sanjay_82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2021
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Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?

Because you can’t see in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toaster-dealer96
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Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c

Because you can't see in the dark

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Why is β€˜dark’ spelled with a k and not c?

Because you can’t see in the dark...

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Why is β€œdark” spelled with a K and not a C?

Because you can’t C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queencr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?

Because then it would be "darc"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vilateral
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c ?

Because you can’t C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkalan64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Why is β€˜dark’ spelled with a K and not a C

You can’t C in the dark

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What do you call J.K. Rowling at a rave?

J.K. Rolling

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Why is dark spelt with a 'k' and not a 'c'?

Because you can't see in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Why is "Dark" spelled with a K, and not a C ? Because you can’t C in the dark.
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
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Why is β€œdark” spelled with a β€œk” and not a β€œc”?

Because you can’t C in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddubdog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Why is 'Dark' spelt with a K, and not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minyoonghee
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Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?

Because you can't see in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apapipay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?

Because you can't "c" in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LonelyNinja333
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Why is dark spelled with a K and not with a C?

Because you can't "C" in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?

Because when it’s dark, you can’t C.

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