Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...
But Bill kept the Windows
Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
I heard Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced.
Apparently he refused to ever empty the recycle bin.
Why did Bill and Melinda Gates divorce?
They argued about who will clean windows.
I was going to make a joke about Bill Gates Divorce but I decided not to..
Bill Gates: Hey Melinda, can I keep the MS Office as part of the divorce settlement?
Melinda Gates: Bill, ...you have my Word.
I know Bill Gates is going through a tough time right now.
I just hope he will accept my cookies.
I was a little shocked to find out that Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing.
They seemed so happy..on the Surface.
Bill Gates and his wife are separating
Guess his dick was micro-soft
Can we start gossiping about Bill and Melinda Gates now?
I just got a job doing payroll for the Gates and Clinton Foundations.
It's nothing special, but it pays the Bills.
Why can't bill gates get married?
Because he was micro-soft
I heard Bill Gates is really unsure if he'll ever find love again. But as the old saying goes...
there’s plenty more Phish in the (C:)
Did you hear that Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced?
He threw her out the Windows. He Excels at that. He wants a Word with his lawyer. He's PowerPointing her to the door. I guess they just weren't on each other's Teams.
Why do graveyards have gates around them?
Cause people are dying to get in!
I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.
A guy named Ali works as a security guarding a big gate..
I guess you could say he's an Ali-gator
Is bill gate a bill-ionaire?
Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
My wife and I are finally fulfilling my lifelong dream of visiting The Golden Gate in person.
She said, “What would you do when you finally see it?”
I said, “I’ll cross the bridge when I get there.”
You can tell how people feel about your jokes by how they treat your gate.
If they leave it alone, they like your jokes. If they steal it, they've taken a fence.
Next month, I’m going to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in San Francisco in person.
My wife said, “What are you going to do when you finally see it?”
Me: I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.
I saw a man on my street today stealing a gate
I didn't say anything in case he took a fence.
So if you get knighted by Bill Gates
Does that make you an edge lord?
I saw Bill Gates at the airport today
"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
How do you break down the gates to the Cookie Castle?
With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.
I wonder how Bill Gates gets Windows. Does he get it free? Or does Microsoft Bill Gates?
To call the whole Elon Musk controversy “Elon-Gate” seems like a bit of a stretch
We should all thank Bill Gates during Covid-19...
Imagine how boring quarantine would be if he hadn't invented Windows.
I dont understand why so many people are mad at Bill Gates
he basically invented PC.
When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
Someone stole my gate
I didn’t say anything because he might take a fence
There's a guy going around stealing gates.
I can't say who it is as they may take a fence.
We went to a national park yesterday and they told us at the gate that there's no drug or alcohol in the park
I told them that it was ok, we brought our own.
Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced recently and Melinda toke everything
Why are there gates around the cemetery?
Because people are dying to get in.
My wife and I are planning a trip to San Francisco to finally fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.
She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it?”
I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”
Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall....
On the condition he gets to install windows🇺🇸
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