They're only called gargoyles if they collect and spout rain water.

They should be called... gargles.

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My dad on gargoyles

I was telling my dad about how my dog tried to intimidate a gargoyle at a church last week.

Me: The first day he barked, jumped, and growled at it. The next day he gave it a short bark and growl as if to say "I'm still after you," but surprisingly, the gargoyle still hadn't moved.

Dad: Do you know why it didn't react?

Me: uh...

Dad: Because it was stone-faced!!!

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How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?

They gargoyle

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